Raeside, Adrian

[Snoopy shedding a tear while sitting atop his doghouse]
[Snoopy shedding a tear while sitting atop his doghouse]
"Hello NDP? We've got a major health care crisis here! Patients are lined up, surgeries are cancelledPeople are dying here!!!"; "Oh?...What are their names?"
["Martian market dairy"]
"We don't expect Y2K to affect the operation of our military equipment...as none of it works, anyway."
["Mill Bay ferry; BC Ferries accountants"]
"Careful, I happen to know she's on the 'naught' List."
"Hello NDP? We've got a major health care crisis here! Patients are lined up, surgeries are cancelled...people are dying here!!" "Oh?... ...What are their names?"
"Hello Health Canada? I've developed a genetically-altered super potato." "That's incredible! How did you do it?" "Turned on the hockey game."
Mill Bay Ferry; BC Ferries accountants
"I'm sorry. But due to the funding crisis, I have to put you on a waiting list." "Who's ahead of me?" "Three fast ferries."
Martian Market; Milk have you seen me?
"Hmm...we're running out of room..."
"Hello UVic? I've developed a genetically-altered super potato." "That's incredible! How did you do it?" "Turned on the hockey game."
One possible reason the Mars polar lander failed...
Delta South Byelection; "Hmwere running out of room"
"2,800 bucks for a return ticket to Toronto? That's outrageous! I'm going to check with Canadian Airlines instead!" "Yes, can I help you?"
One possible reason the Mars Polar Lander failed" Pacificat explorer
"Assemble the staff. I want to thank them for assisting us in making this our most profitable year ever." "Thank you."
Air Canada, "2,800 bucks for a return ticket to Toronto? That's outrageous! I'm going to check with Canadian airlines instead!"; "Yes, can I help you?"
"Bad news, I've found another signature from a new party member who obviously isn't an NDP'er and just joined to pursue his own agenda..."
"We're cancelling part of our national championships to prevent the possibility of the bearded boxer's facial hair injuring his opponent." "I thought that was the whole idea..."
Dear Employee, Having a wonderful time in Seattle. Lots of people have asked after you. Ciao, The Boss
Bank, "Assemble the staff I want to thank them for assisting us in making this our most profitable year ever." ATM, "Thank you."
"We're cancelling part of our national championships to prevent the possibility of the bearded boxer injuring his opponent." "I thought that was the whole idea" Canadian amateur boxing association