Raeside, Adrian

NDP, "Bad news. I've found another signature from a new party member who obviously isn't an NDPer and just joined to pursue his own agenda" NDP membership list; Gordon Wilson

"Psst... ...cheap gas masks."

"Um...the bad news is we left some operational equipment on a ship we sold for scrap..." "And the good news?" "It was a Sea King."

"PsstCheap gas masks." Made in sweatshop export sale"

Asian Sweatshop; Seattle "Dear Employee, having a wonderful time in Seattle. Lots of people have asked after you. Ciao The boss

"UmThe bad news is, we left some operational equipment on a ship we sold for scrap" "And the good new?" "It was a Sea King."

"Twenty bucks a pound for Galiano lamb?!...what's so special about it?" "It was a registered voter."

"If it was a one-way ticket, it would be a bargain."

"Hello Doctor Kervorkian?...could you get over here and put us out of our misery?"

10 years since parliament voted to end child poverty by year 2000... "Three square meals a day."

China plans to launch a manned spacecraft into orbit: "What is 'refugee status?'"

Q: What are the similarities? A: Neither has a clue what they'd do if they actually got it.

A possible Gordon Wilson campaign ad: "Hello. I'm Gordon Wilson and I'd like to borrow twenty bucks."

"Such a shame. All that creative effort, just to end up being trashed." "The signs?" "The winning candidates."

"Aren't you going to vote today?" "Nah. I can't think of anything worse than standing in a lineup to cast my ballot." "Great. Let's go spend the day shopping instead."

"Sure, we'd love to help you in your hospital bed shortage, but we've got enough ailing things around here..."

"I dunno if I'm going to run again. The PM's job isn't all its cracked up to be..." "The hours I have to put in are taking their toll on me." "Then may I suggest a later tee-off time?"

"Cabbage Patch Kids, Tamagotchi, Tickle Me Elmo, Furby and now we're deluged with Pokemon hype and merchandise. What happened to the old-fashioned spirit of Christmas?" "We discontinued that line."

[Pirates emerging from an Air Canada plane to hijack a Canadian Airlines plane]

"30 years ago, there would be hundreds at the cenotaph every November 11." "But as the years went by, you'd see less and less, now only a handful show up." "Yep, the relentless march of time has [...]

"You are getting sleeepy... ...you will forget all about closed courthouses... ...underfunded legal aid... ...photo radar..."

Another NDP home invasion...

"For over twenty years you've been dumping old light beacon batteries into the ocean, directly affecting fish habitat." "...You should have disposed of them in a landfill, where they would slowly leach into the fish habitat."

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