Uluschak, Edd

"One lump or two?"

"Does that price include a stomach pump?"

More Power to the People

Shoot regular size...no reduction necessary

"I'm afraid he's extremely critical...of me, the nurse, the country, Judge Sirica..."

White House or Bust

"Somehow it doesn't seem as ex[c]iting as watching it on company time."

"I hear they're going to reduce the speed limit."

"Sad case...endangered species, you know."

Fishing pole with gas can attached held outside car

"What's this guy 'Sold' running for, Dad?"

"...I've just discovered the major cause of rampant inflation in this country..."

Unfinished chores [painting]

"...and once those guys get elected to council, you know what they do? Nothing..."

RCMP mountie on horse called with handprint on the horse

Hourglass of sand called 'Food Supply'

Man setting fire to fall leaves around tree trunk

"All the safety features are standard equipment this year --"

Hunter returning home with scrawny dead duck

"Hey -- can't you read?"

U.S. President Gerald Ford tosses blindfolded statue of justice in trash can

"Why can't you find a job like other husbands to go on strike from?"

"I think we're in for a sharp rent increase..."