Uluschak, Edd

"Kinda shakes you, doesn't it?"

"Hey guard! There's another one trying to break in!"

"Might I recommend the King Crab with a relatively low 1,008 mercury content..."

"That Lincoln Continental Nixon gave you...there's a bug in it."

David Lewis as eagle flying over nuclear tests missive

Trudeau in hip pocket of U.S. border guard

"It was Dean -- he masterminded the whole plot to steal my strawberries..."

Please wipe your feet

Shooting heroin

"Well, our financial worries are finally over...we're out of money"

Pre-blast fallout

"Wernerschmidt?...personally I prefer the Fiat..."

"Sorry, kids, this is a c-rated show -- commercials"

"I think we're raising a future bank president..."

"Don't worry about gas shortage..."

"Well, what do you think of it?"

Earth divided by four

"What's this supposed to be - a casualty from the cod war?"

"Girl?...What girl?"

"Poor chap, wiped out overnight -- freezer defrosted"

"At least I don't have to worry about my conversations being tapped..."

"Our car's being recalled...

Image of the back of the Statue of Liberty half submerged in the sea

Baby escapes out of the playpen

"...fella out here wants to buy our whole left-over supply of 'Nixon's the One' buttons and posters!"