Uluschak, Edd

"I hate election time!"
"First they sell the bloomin' Queen Mary, then the Queen Elizabeth, and now London Bridge. There's no telling wot they're apt to sell next!"
"I must say you're not putting up much of an argument with my view that council erred in allowing you barbers to stay open late!"
"Gosh, if the effects are as bad as that, you'll never catch me smoking marijuana!"
"You must have misunderstood, Ho. When I said we'd meet you ANYWHERE for peace talks, I meant anywhere except Phnon Penh, Warsaw, Reykjavik, Oaxaco, Weasel Creek.........."
"Just last week I was saying how lucky I was not to be in Vietnam!"
[Lyndon Johnston; de-escalation]
"Let me get this straight now - Beliveau looks like a shoo-in on the first ballot, Trudeau picked up a hat-trick and an assit, while Hellyer and Gump Worsley joined forces in a 'stop Bucyk movement?"
"Now do you have anything to kill the pain I've just developed upon seeing the price?"
NEW HAMPSHIRE PRIMARY
"Phew, that was a close call!"
"I would imagine that the lights would be to let the speaker know when his time is up, while the buzzer would be to wake up the other aldermen!"
"Personally, I don't believe there IS a housing shortage in Edmonton. There are enough houses --it's simply that there are too many people!"
INMATES TO SUBMIT JAIL REFORM IDEAS. "Are you certain this is one of the ideas that was accepted? After all, I AM the warden!"
MLA'S MAY GET PAY HIKE. "There's probably a catch to it-- like wanting us to do more work for it!"
"The five dollar increase on licence plates was bad enough, but when they boosted the tax on gasoline another three cents...!"
"I was going downtown shopping and I dropped my purse -- it's full of dimes!"
NEWS ITEM: STUDY COMPARES TODAYS SCHOOLS TO JAILS. "Quagmeyer, you will kindly refrain from referring to me as 'warden!'
YANKEE GO HOME
"...After all, would we here at Dow actually expose ourselves to danger by working here if there was a possibility of another chlorine leak?......This is a recording"
Wallace Humphrey Nixon
[Joey Smallwood depicted throwing craps]
"Quintas is feeling dejected because he is the only one at the office whose new car hasn't been called back for a defect!"
"I thought YOU were bringing the plans for this platform." "Two burgers to go." CCCP