Uluschak, Edd

Satan waiting in line at the movies

"...just put down 'for' or 'against'..."

Prime Minister of Israel, Golda Meir wearing helmut and sandbags

"Why not? No reason why they shouldn't suffer too."

"She's all yours, Harold!"

"...can't think where he picks up such language."

U.S. Secretary Henry Kissinger sitting on hatching dove egg with branch in its beak

Recommended for mature sex maniacs only

Soviet Leader Leonid Brezhnev yawning

"...and they call us animals!"

Gad, what a nightmare -- I dreamt that I was re-elected

"Dad -- what's 'air'?"

"Archie's shovelling snow off the roof, but he's just on his way down now."

Keeping miners under the rug

$40 increase possible in city taxes

Take a bath with a friend

Man running to rescue his car in the process of snowplough covering it with snow

PM Pierre Trudeau on St. Moritz ski tow

"He says the only place he's been tonight is night-school!"

Leonid Brezhnev, Soviet leader, attempting to hammer bee buzzing around his head

U.S. President Richard Nixon pushing a large tape uphill

"But it'll take twice as long to accumulate free gift coupons at the service station."

"Do you have anything that will make a person high strung and nervous?"

"That's funny -- it wasn't this long before I filed my tax return."

"Looks like the work of a 'Stupid Louie' -- he took the cash instead of the groceries"