Uluschak, Edd

Alien with gas can heading to Skylab III

"Your bike is here, sir!"

"Otis always sits at a parking space till his dime runs out..."

"I'm worried about Melvin -- his snow plower came back without him"

"It's an old Yom Kippur war wound!"

"Drop -- they're only for our regular customers!"

"I don't know how to tell you this, Pat, but I seem to have misplaced this month's payroll"

Young white sprinter 'Rhodesia' runs toward 'Exit' sign

"They're going to tear down this old folks' home and build an abortion clinic."

U.S. President Richard Nixon with both hands up

"Of course I know why you didn't get any Christmas presents -- Santa only brings toys to good little kids!"

World held by an olive branch

Starving Ghandi as Christmas tree ornament

Wreath on front door

"I seem to have lost the urge to Ho-Ho-Ho."

Large foot steeping on martial artist

Earth' taking the last drop from the bottle

Have a Merry Christmas Grandpa'

"Now suppose you tell us more about how your secretary accidentally erased your tax records."

Wife towing husband on sled

"What are they advertising, Dad?"

Pierre Trudeau sunbathing in his home

"...and a plaque for my door saying 'Office of the Prime Minister!"

"Looks like you'll either have to find a tree with longer range or your husband will have to join a car pool."

"I'd love to give your mother a ride downtown, but"

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