Uluschak, Edd

Wheat-Os Cereal (On Strike)

"Do you plan to stay or make a run for it?"

"No thanks -- just browsing!"

Child in high chair tossing food

Ogopogo surprises fishermen

Wife in garbage can

Lifeguard 'UN' dipping toe in the Mediterranean

"Mom's been up there all day muttering 'just one more week...!"

"Next time you want to join a youth camp, get a haircut first!"

Greece/Turkey tanks over crumbling NATO

Torn American flag

"...this way we're assured nothing's forgotten."

"Tenderizer?" "No - Raid!"

Men in boat fishing over heap of beer bottles

Couple arguing at idyllic campsite

"Nixon's room is coming in loud and clear...now to find out what expletive deleted means."

The Grim Reaper wielding nuclear bomb

"For 11 1/2 months we really look forward to our holidays when we get to spend 2 glorious weeks in a house."

"The wife said if I get everything done today, I can rest on Father's Day."

Henry Kissinger and Richard Nixon out for a walk

"Gerald! Get your expletive deleted out of my chair!!"

Store employees chasing a consumer

Farmer kills over 100 pigs in price protest