Uluschak, Edd

"Stop griping -- not only are we protesting the gasoline price increase..."

"We can finally keep up with the Joneses..."

"I'm afraid inflation's beaten them to it."

Father playing with child's train set

Fatal car accident

Pilot flying airplane called 'Bomb Bay'

Painting the middle line on road away from cliff

Dejected-looking family at dinner table

"Of course I can drive -- safe driving week was last week!"

Man hauling frozen horse through his yard

"Just think -- there but for good fortune go you or I."

"Everything I do lately seems to annoy you."

"I hope you people go on strike before my husband receives these bills for all of this."

Henry Kissinger as wobbling limbless toy

"This is our Thieu doll...wind it up and it won't budge!"

Prison inmates escaping over the wall

Grim Reaper labelled 'Hijackings' trying to net an airplane

"You'll have to give up smoking, drinking and thinking about the 16% hike in utilities."

"Things are looking up..."

Nixon wins in landslide

"Maybe now the government will know what it feels like to be a minority!"

"What's this talk about Peace -- Christmas isn't for 7 weeks yet!"

"Mildew's not voting..."

"I can't decide which candidate I'm least indifferent about!"

"How do you do, Mr. Amin? I am your doctor"