Uluschak, Edd

Richard Nixon riding eagle chasing dove

"...the second they land, they're off to apply for UIC benefits!"

"Did it ever occur to you that they might have an ulterior motive..."

"First they destroy our environment so that we starve...then they shoot us..."

Marriage Counsellor: "Now what seems to be the problem?"

"Drunk, nothing! I live beside the Calder Humpyard!"

Man watching CCCP vs Canada hockey game at his office desk is berated

Vulture delivers letter to Israeli Embassy

Elephant cringing from mouse

"...who'd put you down as being 3 years younger...?"

"First the good news...54% of the people never heard of you!"

Postman running from dog

"Would you like to know why I don't pay any taxes?"

"I don't like her 'costlier-than-thou' attitude"

Image of gun-toting Arab on Olympic cauldron

Woman frantically pouring an alcoholic drink

Nixon holding a hand puppet named 'Miami Convention'

Mother with unruly children

"Hello, President Amin? I need some advice on how to go about expelling some Asians out of Vietnam!"

Planet Earth on fire

Mayor, Aldermen going to Munich/Lougheed off to Japan

Angry Richard Nixon with foot in cast in front of broken television set

"What are you sighing for?"

E[Hammer & Sickle]ypt

American wearing NHL logo playing table hockey