Harrop, Graham

Gordon Flightfoot "Damned Air Jordans!"
Not expecting to finish early.
PARK RANGER STATION "We were on the main trail taking pictures and the bear charged!" "$3.50 for a photo!" "I blame Campbell's parks policy!"
JUST SAY NO! NOT IN MY BACK YARD! NO TO BILL 55! NO! I REFUSE TO HOLD UP A STUPID SIGN MY PARENTS MADE TO SUPPORT SOMETHING I DON'T UNDERSTAND
Senators on steroids "Good heavens! I've woken up 20 minutes early!"
Sal and Pelletier should have left a few minutes between the Bassetts Licorice Allsorts endorsement and the one for Crest toothpaste.
"If he challenges you to a race, say no ..."
Thereafter, Eggleton would do his best to keep the Prime Minister apprised of all things. "Oh - and I took your parking space last week."
Condoleeza Rice. "You have ten seconds to identify yourself or your Corn Chex will explode!"
B.C. TEACHERS' CONTRACT TALKS "Look these talks are going nowhere." "More holidays." "We can only offer you 7.5 per cent over three years." "Free ice cream. Ten minute classes." "Certainly 22 per [...]
LEAD SLEIGH DEER WANTED TIRED OF REPLACING FRIGGIN' RED BULB IT WAS THE FIRST TIME THAT RUDOLPH HAD NOTICED THE SIGN
Randy's understanding of crop dusting was minimal.
Questions best left unanswered "How's the dog?"
Nude weather reports "... followed by another full-frontal system."
"This is GREAT! We can now print our own Canucks tickets ONLINE!" "Heh! Heh! With a little manoeuvring we can probably be invited to the pre-game dinner!" "There! Pre-game skate - press conference [...]
Over-wrought iron "Any chance of a hello when you pass? All I am (sob) is a gate to you ... that's all ... (sob) Just a FRIGGIN' GATE!"
Goodbye Hoskins "Well, you heard wrong, Hoskins ... We said that when you leave, we'd give you six months celery!"
Games that frogs play. "Grandpa just croaked!"
Somehow the RCMP had got wind of Joan's planned protest at the local park.
Why wives do most of the thinking. "It's not a roll of totally transparent tape ... we're out!"
One day at the top of the CN Tower. "You NITWIT! I TOLD you to bring the scotch tape!"
Main reason that a watched pot never boils. "You forgot to turn it on."
Another way to tell Canadian air-traffic controllers. "Take off, eh!"
First and last day at the liquor store. "You're fired!"
No one would ever know how far Martin had been prepared to go with his austerity measures.