Harrop, Graham

It was to be Sir Don Boudria's last day on the job. "Hey! They've approved my application for a knighthood! I'm sure the Prime Minister won't mind!"
It was the last time that Roy would take Marjorie fishing. "Just in time! Another minute and that monster would have been in the boat with us!"
Another way to tell when your personal hygiene isn't what it should be.
"... and like other 'ardworking M.P.'s, I tell you that I need this raise for when I go to my riding on the weekend!" "Hear! Hear!" "Easy, Prime Minister."
Marijuana Party Candidates. "And if these vital, urgent extremely important programs are not implemented, well - that's groovy, too."
More Signs that the Prime Minister won't be staying long in Vancouver ... Rushes through airport - doesn't bother to get passport stamped. No time to meet with Premier Joe Sangh. Barely time for J.K. [...]
"YOU! In the black robe with the wooden hammer and the permed wig!" "And then what happened?" JUDGES ASK LAWYERS TO STOP CALLING THEM M' LORD
"Well, THAT'S a load off my mind! The Wall Centre Tower will be completed with clear glass - so we can put THAT behind us and move ON!" Welcome to Wall Centre "Get me the Mayor!"
CUPE SUPPORT WORKERS STRIKE "WHOA! Break time! I need a coffee!" SCHOOL SHUTDOWN "I volunteer!" FIRST AND LAST DAY AS CUPE MEMBER.
"That's right ... Our bank wants to be the top SMALL BUSINESS institution in the country and we'd like to lend you money! Whaddya say?" "Well, we are expanding." Job Placement Agency Note: We specialize in bank layoffs
"Glen - I'm going to do everything I can to see that you remain in power!" "Gee - thanks Gord." HYDRO "... and you say he's got related work experience?"
WATCH YOUR HEAD
"THERE! In just a few seconds the computer will reveal the name of the government insider who's causing all the headaches giving us bad press doing all the damage." C. MCGREGOR "What?" CLARK
1997 GARBANZO "... and another safety feature: - no airbags!"
PLEASE NOTE: ALL ALCOHOLIC DRINKS MUST BE SERVED WITH FOOD MANAGEMENT "How do I know you swallowed a fly on the way in ...?"
Did you know: Between certain hours a telephone call from St. John's, Newfoundland to Abbotsford, B.C. can cost you ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! You must, however, be prepared to pay a much higher price if you are CAUGHT!
TURN ON TUNE IN DROP OFF AGING HIPPIES.
CANADA SAVINGS BONDS EVEN SO, FRED AND LINDA STILL BELIEVED GOVERNMENT HAD NO BUSINESS IN THE BEDROOMS OF THE NATION.
"Hey! The little alligator icon isn't working!" E-REPTILE DYSFUNCTION
"... and I've got all my love to give I WILL SURVIVE! I WILL SURVIVE!" THE WINTER OF OUR DISCOTENT
"The sparkplugs were fine but we replaced your car." MOST PROFITABLE GARAGE 1999-2000.
CASUAL DRESS DAY IN THE ZEBRA WORLD.
ED WAS ONE OF THE VERY FEW WHO SKATED THE RIDEAU CANAL IN THE SUMMERTIME
UNWILLING TO EXPEL CARBON DIOXIDE INTO THE ATMOSPHERE, NEIL AND DIANE SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES.
"Canada - that's up north, isn't it?" IT WAS TIME FOR KIM CAMPBELL TO LEAVE HER CONSUL-GENERAL'S POST IN L.A.