Harrop, Graham

B.C. TOBACCO SUIT TO GO AHEAD "The government is suing the big tobacco companies to recover costs." "I'd be happy if they'd just recover the armchair."
"We sold our house in Vancouver, moved to Kelowna, and the $200,000 profit we made is GONE!" "HOW?" "We drove here."
THE RAGING GRANNIES MARPOLE DIVISION "Agreed then ... we accept any pre-election hike by the government to the GIS, but hold out for some protest placard paper, two new tambourines and a couple more apples for Adele's hat ..."
"Are you CRAZY Goodale? I told you a hundred times ... the government is selling its ..." "... STAKE in Petro Canada!"
"I can't believe that he is gone! I can't believe that man is finally gone! After four hundred years in power, Jean Chretien has finally left the building!" "Dat is what you tink!" "McLelland! "Gotcha!"
"I can't believe it! I, Paul Martin am now the Prime Minister of Canada! I must put behind me my days as cabinet minister and, most of all, president of Canada steamship lines!" "President of Ghana to see you, Sir!" "I'll be in my cabin."
"Ed! Gald you could make it!" "Who's the littel tart?"
"Yo! Fats! Been into the plum pudding again, have we?"
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Ed wished that he had never put the securi-cam downstair.
"Welcome to Camp Irving, Mr.Rock, hope you enjoyed your flight.Fishing's great." "Thank you very much! Althought I am starting to have qualms about accepting this trip. I should have asked the ethics counsellor." "Still can, room 22."
"Sure I 'ave make some mistakes. Every day I'ave Alfonso Gagliano phoning me: 'What is Danish for shrimp?''What is Danish for cheese?'I tell you dat it is not easy to be Prime Minister.Sheila [...]
"My fellow Canadians. As I'ave only a few months left as your prime minister, I am wanting to speak to you tonight from my big office 'ere in Canada..."
"This is disgusting!" "Vancouver is second only to Miami when it comes to property crime! What is this world coming to??" "We must DO something about it! As a government we must show some leadership here!" "Take the toaster too!"
"This is a damn fine chair, Prime Minister." "You'ave got dat right,Paul.From 'ere some of my finest decisions 'ave been made.Aruba, Chile, Denmark, Fatu Hiva, Ghana" "Wow, I didn't know there were so many golf courses!" "That's just a to g."
"Paul Martin to see you, Prime Minister." "What?" "What the hell is he doing here? I am still Prime Minister and will be until I leave!" "The gun registry is closed, sir." "Shoot him!"
Getting the prime minister to leave early. Some suggestions
Getting the prime minister to leave early.Some suggestions
"All right, before we continue the Circumpoplar tour, let's go over our supplies.Champagne?" "Check." ...
"Governor General Adrienne Clarkson's Circumpolar tour continued to draw criticism today. Critics cited the one million dollar cost of the tour and the number of people accompanying her. Governor [...]
"The big banks are refusing to donate to the Prime Minister's farewell tribute." "We're desperate for funds and the banks are our only hope. Perhaps we should change our approach." "You spelled 'Prime Minister' wrong."
"I'm sorry,but we big banks can't contribute to the Prime Minister's farewell tribute at this time. That's right, whatever founds we have at this time are committed to roadbuilding and construction." "Build an avenue to the new vault."
"Fundraising for the Prime Minister's farewell tribute is not going well." "There is a bright spot, however. One of our agents in the downtown area is reporting limited success." "Same to you, Paul Martin!"
Eventually, Tom and Edna would use a real estate sign.
"Say hello to Grace"