Harrop, Graham

"Exercising your eyes does not mean taking them our for a walk."
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"What about that ice-cold beer you promised me?" "Had to use it on the fire/"
"Well, we now have $300 million for the RAV Line!" "This heralds a new era of improved federal-provincial relations!" "Hail Chretien! Hail Chretien!" "The cheque bounced."
"Wow! $500 worth of back-to-school clothes! It's too bad you and dad aren't getting new outfits,Mom!" "But we are , dear!" "It's a little loose in the waist."
"Ready to take your passport photo...and please , no smiling.No, no, no, no, please , you are far too happy. Gas prices! Water levels! Chretien's staying!" "Click!"
"Where's our lawn?" "Daddy took it to the car wash."
"Now you can see why we want to get to Mars!" "Gas 40 cents a litre..."
"Look at the flames down there! There's only one place hotter than this..." "The front desk at Air Canada?"
"Hedy Fry has joined the frey!" "We've won."
"The guy parked in the living room wants out, his son's glow-stick died and he thinks it might be the start of a blackout."
"Two U.S. blazes are preparing to cross our border!" "Ok, but we get to send 'em our beef!"
"Thank you for your volunteering to be a playmate for spinnaker but I am afraid I am going to have to decline at this time..." "How'd it go?"
"Waht?? ICBC is dumping its 5,000 worst drivers and I'm one of them? I'm going right down to talk to them!" "I'll back the car out of the fish pond!"
"Say what you will..." "The Pine beetles are getting more creative!"
"And they're off!, and it's 'Pauper Boy' followed closely be 'Nicle Black' and 'Thread Bare'." "Around the far turn it's 'Outta Luck','Not a Sausage' and 'Mendicant.'......
"Prime Minister, we have asked the supreme court if it is unconstitutional for churches to refuse to marry same-sex couples" "A 'Yes' vote would pretty well mean that Ottawa could tell churches what [...]
"My lords and my ladies..The family crest."
"Not in favour of new directories being split into five parts and definitely able to lift the old one..."
"There's a new fee structure."
"I suppose there'll be some changes made now that George Radwanski is gone."
"All right, we have %750,000 to spend on the Prime Minister's retirement. Any suggestions?" "How about a tea cosy? or a waffle iron?" "How about a bowling ball would be nice.We could get a bag [...]
"Let's see...I put on my make-up...Checked my e-mail...Dialled out...Surfed the net...Adjust the television...Read the map...Drank my coffee...Nope...Can't think of what I did wrong."
"Herb! You've got to help! If Ottawa fails to contribute $450 million to RAV Line, our future could be in jeopardy!" "I'll take: 'The Feds are bid fat cheapskates' for $200, Alex..."
"And as if general health concerns weren't enough of an issue, you have to come along and add your two cents worth to the..er.. cauldron."