Harrop, Graham

"Make no mistake...I will be leading the liberaals into the next British Columbia election." "Yaaay!"
"Yep, definitely crop circles in your field." "All signs of an extra-terrestrial visit.." "We don't know why, when or from what planet." "But this much we know for certain..." "They want you to host the Olympics."
"Are you nuts? You bought back the fast ferries at auction? They already cost over $450 million!" "And we got them for five! What a deal!"
"Well, we've paid our $24 Airport Security Fee...What I'd like to know is: where's the security?"
"That's right...our hotel is completely non-smoking!" "We here at the Whistler arms like to keep the air pure and clean!" "Clear, crisp air that refreshes and invigorates both mind and body." "Now go [...]
"Well, if we didn't drop off the games bid book, what book did we drop off?" "The odd couple"
"I've been reading about that daft Raelian cult in Montreal." "They believe that human beings were created by aliens in a laboratory 25,000 years ago." "It also says that beautiful young Realians [...]
Tradition has it that at the stroke of twelve on New Year' Eve....The old year walks out the door and is never seen again!
"Iron deficiency"
"Tonight is Christam Eve and Santa comes!" "If you've been a good little boy, he'll bring you lots of presents!" "But if you've been bad, someone comes and takes all your presents away!" "My ears are burning."
"Boy! B.C. ferries is a lot more fun since they added all of these amenities. What time does the ferry leave?" "Leave?"
"Speed bump ahead" "Molson Ovaltine Garden" "No noise please."
"What do you mean the premier's becoming too involved in the Olympics..?" "He's laid off the IOC...!"
SHIP'S SALON "Well, you'd think he'd LEARN another hairstyle."
"Aren't you concerned about greenhouse gas emissions?" "We don't own a greenhouse."
"Fix the drug problem...hold vote on Olympic Games...build convention centre...solve homelessess." "And after lunch...."
"Watch out Campbell, once we get our teeth into this!" "Wait a minute, Irene.. I didn't bring them"
"Finally! After years of 'Barbie', they're making a plus-size doll that reflects the figures of real women!" "Click, I need to diet!"
"I say we lost the election because of lack of endorsement from the mayor.." "Exactly right. We were dis-oweneded." "Campbell should make sure that people want a referendum!" "That's true. He should [...]
"I assure you it had nothing to do with a dangling chad!" "Try chippendales"
"Great news! You've topped the lastest poll! Everyone else is miles behind you! Not even close!" "Anything else?"
"You the fellow who asked to use the washroom?"
"Campbell for mayor! Campbell for mayor!" "They've been out there for an hour, Larry!" "Seniors, doctors, truckers...all say the same thing!" "Maybe you should say something to them." "All right, I [...]
"Please Mr.Campbell"
"They're all late."