Harrop, Graham

"Fos Dick, fired for making up a story...Detweiller, fired for making up a story.Mobley, fired for making up a story about those who were making up a story. Who says that the New York Times doesn't have comics?"
"Ladies and gentlemen, a warning to all reporters here at the New York Times! Henceforth, any work of FICTION will be cause for instant dismissal! Where are you going Headley?" "To re-submit my expense account."
"You'll have a devil of time paying this toll!" "It's all in the hands ...watch the hands..." "50 bucks going up a grade...35 bucks going down!" "Step right up and buy your very own piece of the [...]
"Yahoo! The B.C. government's challenge to the tobacco industry has been thrown out of court! Let make sure that there isn't another challenge!" "Cigarette?"
"Now look, you're going to have to take this job and that's final!" "I won't." "I've told you, there's not that many jobs around, you've got to take it...!" "I won't take it..I won't..." "If you [...]
"Advantages ofthe new 4 am bar closing times...."
"If Bob Hope did a monologue on the new RAV line..."
"Prime Minister Chretien says he'd like to work for the press when he retires, President Bush!"
"Sorry, lady, roadwork! Traffic's backed up from Nelson to Dunsmuir." "Nothing moving" "There's construction going on at Georgia and they're digging up the causeway." "Blocked solid." "Don't even [...]
"Gimme a big, thick, juicy cut of....Tofu."
"You're busted! However, we're now giving tickets for simple possession of marijuana!" "Here,here......here." "Got some rolling papers!"
"Whoa! Bad news about Air Canada's first quarter...!" "Yeah, we're still waiting for it!"
"Crazy @!!*$ crossing Bay Street in the middle of traffic!"
"I paid $99 for a seven-day cruise! I should have known there would be a catch!" "What 's that?" "I should have booked the seven nights too!"
"Darling, listen...I think he's about to say his first word!" "McDada"
"Have you any contagious or infectious diseases?" "No" "Do you or have you had an elevated temperature?" "No" "Have you visited any hospital with a SARS outbreak?" "No" "Have you had nausea, colic, [...]
"Oh, officer, it's terrible, my husband has gone missing!(sob)" "He just walked out the door on Monday and never saw him again!" "Did he tell you he was going out for a little ice?" "Why, yes...How did you know?" "It's for you..."
"Good news, you double make it back from Toronto?" "George? It's Jean. Got the cards you sent and we were wondering if a Tariq Azia beats a Khalid Hmood.." "I take it. You heard Paul Martin's comment about the government being adrift."
"For SARS protection, I would definitely recommend the face mask." "I would also suggest the goggles, the 'Card-o-vest' and the double gloves." "For added protection, I would advise the cap, the [...]
"Sorry Premier Campbell, Mike Meir refuses to endorse the government." "Another 10,000 points and you can become president of Air Canada." "We need your bed" "It's George, how's 2010 at 3:30?" "She's [...]
"It's dark in here...the walls are black...It's night-time outside...so why is my show called..." "A new day...?"
"Ed! I'm sure the people next door are growing marojuana!There's only one thing to do!" "Harvest ours first!"
"All who think they get the car a milk in through a little hole in the side?"
"Look at that nitwit on a cell phone!" "Look at that idiot on a cellphone!" "Look at that turkey on a cellphone!" "Can we use your cellphone?"
"Airline?" "Funds"