Harrop, Graham

"...and that's just the dressing room."
"Hey,Dion! Pizza to the MGM Grand!"
"And now here's Ed with our 'Window on the Weather.'Yeah..yeah..the weather.Well, what to expect... here in Toronto another 400 buckets of snow and in Victoria they've just had their @!!*!! daffodil [...]
" And now here's our entertainment editor, Dorcas Birthistle." "Two good films you'll want to see this week, 'Catch me if you can' Paul Martin's lastest epic flick.Also: 'How to lose a guy in ten [...]
" Elsewhere in the news...Jean Chretien received a standing ovation in the House of Commons today. Sources say they don't know who removed the seats and ...Excuse me... "Rrring" "Hello? Look..I've [...]
"In other news, Finance Minister John Manley said today that he is joining the Liberal leadership race. Earlier, Heritage Minister Sheila Copps made her intentions clear. Copps made her announcement [...]
"Good evening, Vancouver's Winter Olympics bid got a shot in the arm today with the announcement that the city would hold the games in summer. Citing warmer weather and less snow, the city said that [...]
" You! In the fur coat...Where's the nearest sommelier?"
" I've decided to seek a second term."
My husband's in heat
"Port" "Starboard"
Count Dracula would regret eating out
"Okeydokey...Which one of you litter critters is more than likely to end their days on a breakfast platter?"
"For the last time: 'To be or not to be..' I want an answer now!"
"..and taking into consideration current issues affecting senior officers of the force. I'm sure you would agree on the importance of a good retirement plan..."
" Sorry I'm late...I wan into that wascally wabbit!"
"Let's take the fifth"
" I still think we should invest in a fly swatter."
Hollywood Cemeteries
"I've never done it in a vault before."
Anna 'N' Otto 'N' Bob
"But the main reason you're not being buried in the backyard is that I'm not mowing uphill!"
"Is this salmon from a fish farm?" "No, it is fresh" "Only yesterday it was swimming merrily amongst the waves. Splashing gaily through the cold lapping waters of Georgia Straight. Cavorting freely [...]
For sale. Parkas left over from the cold war.
"You got it" "Well, they sure do want the winter Olympics here in Vancouver." "Yep" "They're making every effort to show that they're ready for the games in 2010!" "Which is when we'll probably get to our room!"