Harrop, Graham

"Begone with you! If I want to talk to myself I can do it alone!" "Have it your way." "When I want my advice I'll ask for it ...until then take a hike!" "See you tonight a4 24 Sussex." "What are we having?" "Premier beef"

"Tell me 'ow it is possible to 'ave an exact copy of me floating around" "I blame the Raelians" "The Realians?" "Where could they have got hold of your DNA..a turf of hair... a piece of skin...a [...]

"Alright, I want you gong, nobody pushes Chretien around. I am a street fighter!" "Street fighter, Ha!" The only thing you fight on the street is traffic and that is in your limo behind a driver named Ramone!" "Felix" "Oh, right Ramone fluffs your futon."

"A clone. I must be off my rocker." "And speaking of which, what's with this fourteen months nonsense?" "What?" "Retire now! Vamoose! Scoot! Begone! Adios! Sayonara!" "If I go, you go!" "I've already started packing."

Parliamentary Committee Proud Sponsor of the Investigation Government of Canada

"Great'eavenly grits! I am looking at a copy of myself!" "An exact copy" "I can't believe this.. tell me it isn't true!" "It isn't true." "Ah! but you're a politican why should I believe you?" "Exactly right.Convinced?"

"We're back and this week I would like to..." "Well, well...Look who's 'ere!" "Chretien! Isn't cloning wonderful?" "You've lost weight." "I shed Paul Martin."

"I'll take your tiniest kettle and your mini-hot plate. the itsy-bitsy water bottle and the really small box of Kleenex. The Teeny-weeny dressing gown and the little bottle of aspirin." "What are you doing?"

"Well, I guess that's all the time we'ave for this week's mailbag, so I am going to 'ave to say adieu to you an'appy trailmix." "Just remember that for all the in-fighting, boondoggles and other [...]

"Are you nuts, McCallum? You'ave order 30,000 sweaters of Elsie Wayne?" "30,002 to be exact." "Wasn't an apology enough for crying out loud?" "This is nice gesture." "This is the prime minister signing off..." "Yours has a built-in golf bag"

"Our next letter is from..." "Prime Minister, it's me, John McCallum. Did you get your Elsie Wayne sweeter?" "What do you mean : did I get my Elsie Wayne sweater?" "I ordered 30,000 of them as a good [...]

"Another letter: 'Why do you not stop and answer questions when you are coming into the 'ouse of commons?'" "Well, that is very easy. As you know, my car is not equip with a 'Johnny-on the spot' or [...]

"Hello, I am Jean Chretien who is your prime minister of all of Canada including many regions of British Columbia." "Today I am going to read your letters that you'ave sent to me with your concerns [...]

" There's one born every minute..."

" Yo! Tubby! Time to lay off the junk food! Getting a little thick in the middle, Lardo!"

"Number one, I have absolutely no control over fee structure or related costs and pricing." "Number two, as with any other enterprise, over time things do become more expensive." "Number three, [...]

"Gimme two of your best, please." SHOCK ABSORBERS "Okay open your eyes." NEW GAS PRICES

"He's having a bad day."

"Don't vote 'No'.Just punish us." "Wait until the next election" "I'm talking about the next election!"

"I paid those parking tickets!"

"Chretien's out of flyers."

"Isn't that John Manley on the fifty dollar bill?"

"The queen is the head of Canada!"

"Mind if I get paid in advance this week?"