Harrop, Graham

"Do you realize what this means, Sheila...? With John Manley out of the leadership race..." "You'll come in second!"
"..and the winner of the 2010 Winter Olympics is :Vancouver!" "Damn! south Korea got it!" "Prime Minister, we need $450 million for an RAV!" "That's a lots of money for a utility vehicle!" "We'd [...]
"Next thing I know I 've got 3,000 people in tents on my front lawn, people in my swimming pool, in my fountain, my jacuzzi.."
"Yessir, you just don't know what new disease is coming down the pike!" "You got that right" "I mean, whoever heard of 'Monkey Pox' until just a few months ago!" "Or 'Spotted Beezer'" "You made that one up, didn't you?" "Check your nose."
"Boy! The things that are going around today!" "Norwalk, West Nile, Sars..Mad Cow...Tularemia...Spotted Rhino." "Don't forget Monkey Pox!" "Hello! We're trying to drink here!" "Better make it a tonic!"
"Say! Are these any senators staying here? " "We heart these might be!" "Last we heard they were debating the animal rights bill!" "Did they just give up?" "Down the hall at 'Lobster Larrys'!" "I knew it! They 're doing research!"
"Give us a couple of hotel rooms" "Yeah, we understand they're really cheap now!" "Travel is down, so it's a buyer's market!" "You can pay us to stay here!" "As a matter of fact, penthous!or the one above!"
"I will not do it! I will not become the 'Ex-terminator'!" "O.K. Arnie...I got another hot property here...! A german composer Wreaks Havoc on an unsuspecting populace in the 18th century. It's a [...]
"I am not going to become the 'Ex-terminator'! in your movie!" "Arnold, baby...think! You get to kick back in your garden...spray a few aphids...skoosh a few bugs...and collect maybe 50 mil...!" "I [...]
"I don't want to play in any more movies...I want to become Governor of California!" "Arnie, baby one last movie! You play the 'Ex-terminator'...You sit in your backyard zapping bugs." "I could crush you like an ant!" "Now you're talking!"
"Arnold,baby, you can't run for governor! I want you in my next movie! It's a great change of pace from your usual Macho Mayhem! I tell you, it's a great role!" "The Ex-terminator!" "You sit in your back yard killing bugs."
"Arnold, you can't be serious. You're quitting the movies?" "That's right, I am leaving them forever! I have decided to run for governor of California and then for president! The nation's top job [...]
"Woaw! you wouldn't believe what we just went through! Road construction, traffic jams and five hour wait in the ferry line-up! Well, it was all worth it just to get on board!" "What time do we get to Nanaimo?"
All in favour of providing helium balloons with the old directory at a small additional cost... When will I know if I got the job....? Let's not panic about mosquitos just yet, Louise..
"Prime Minister, I understand there is a last minute surprise to help ensure Vancouver's bid for the 2010 Olympics!" "Yes, even I do not know what is the surprise!"
"Mrs. Clinton, you know, ah have been wantin' to meet you for so long!" "Why thank!" "You are just so sweet! Ah have heard so much about you. You wouldn't believe!" "You have? But how have..." "Oh, [...]
"Thank you so much for signing my book, Hillary, and may, say from the bottom of my heart, you go girl! Grab the bridle, bite the bit and get out there in 2004 and become the next President Clinton! Minus the hanky-panky, of course." "Of course."
"Oh, Mrs. Clinton, I don't know how you put up with Bill, him coming into the White House at all hours , stinking of gin and singing!" "Well, I..." "If it had been my husband, Pow!Zoom! Flation his [...]
"What's that book you wanted , Lady?" "'Linving history' by Hillary Clinton" "Nope, got 'Living hip-free' by a couple of garter snakes and 'Giving fig trees'uniqye gifts by Martha Stewart. We've also [...]
"Excuse me, I'm looking for a new book by Hillary Clinton." "My,my...Aren't we in a hurry! She's only just got this one out and already you want her back at the grindstone and Bill out there [...]
"The mile-high club has now been deduced to 500 feet."
"You know, if Arthur Sulzberger knew some of the stuff going on here at the 'Times' he 'd turn over in his grave!' "Arthur Sulzberger isn't dead." "Kill the rotating corpse story!"
"They've re-defined marriage." "I'm free?"
"Without a doubt, we at the New York Times must work to restore the newspaper's credibility. We must again become the sedate, sombre and solemn journal we once were.Any suggestions?" "Obits to the front page..drop the 'Mad Cow Menu' column."
"Did you phone the provincial health ministry about reducing waiting time for patients?" "I'm on hold"