Harrop, Graham

"Mayor Owen! you mean...you mean..." "No point asking"

ORLY "I don't care what M'sieu Milton said: you do not cut costs by taxing through the Can Can lounge!" TANGO AIR LAST TANGO IN PARIS

"I bet it al on black"

"So remember, folks try new NEUTRINOS Goes right through you.'" BREAKFAST CEREAL LEAST EXPECTED TO FLY OFF SHELVES

Ed Fisby's Commons Diary

Ed Fisby's Commons Diary

"Larry Campbell just cleaned out our medcicine chedt"

Ed Fisby's commons diary, October 30th.

Ed Fisby's Commons Diary, October 29th

Ed Fisby's Commons Diary, October 28th

"What's the name of the guy with the crown on again?"

"Your wife is no longer in the great beyond...she came back as a bus." "She will be missed"

"Point of order, Mr. Speaker " "Call me Jack." FAVOURITISM IN THE COMMONS

GABRIEL'S DINER WING NIGHT MOST SUSPICIOUS NEW ENTERPRISE IN HEAVEN.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Manley, we only have queen size." MAIN REASON THAT THE DEPUTY PRIME MINISTER LOSES SLEEP OVER THE MONARCHY.

"Bless you." ANOTHER SIGN YOU'RE BEING BUGGED

"On a completely unrelated note, I'm having an affair with my secretary"

CIVIC ELECTION DEP'T. VOTE "Blah blah blah" Sometimes during the course of civic politics it becomes necessary to adopt the four pillar approach.

"Remember telling Watkins his role as a back bencher was instrumental?" THE PRIME MINISTER WOULD LEARN TO CHOOSE HIS WORDS MORE CAREFULLY.

"Damn! Two of em!" WHY NOAH NEVER CALLED A PLUMBER ABOUT THE FLOOD

MP'S IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS WHAT THEY SAY: "The Prime Minister has our full support!" WHAT THEY MEAN: "Six of us carry him to the throne each day."

WHEN POLITICIANS SPEAK WHAT THEY SAY: "Elect me and I will reduce unemployment in the country " WHAT THEY MEAN: "By one."

"Roger loves the mail he keeps telling me he can't wait for post time." YOUNG BRIDES

POLITICAL COMMENTATORS WHAT THEY SAY: "All things considered, a shift to the right would free up the conservative vote and address the balance " WHAT THEY MEAN: "I haven't the foggiest."