Harrop, Graham

Four-way flashers
Bird etiquette "I'm on the line!"
Leaky Condo Owners "Prime Minister - we've got our air defences up, our army on alert, and our naval forces totally on guard!" "But they still got through."
Another reason not to order the early bird special "Worms up!"
Another reason not to manage a motel "The T.V. won't fit in the suitcase."
Horn Repair - Honk for Service
Why some countries don't win the Olympics "I told you to FEINT, you idiot!"
Dr. Campbell's Health Care Kit BAND-AIDS for cuts in services ... SPLINTS ... for expected shortfalls ... SMELLING SALTS to revive the economy ... VITAMINS for reduced activity days ... ASPIRINS take two and call him in three years
The citizens of Metropolis circa 2001
CRTC Rate Increases "Boy! The 604 reminder message is far friendlier than before!" "Used to be that I'd get really aggravated when I'd hear the other voice!" "Heh! Heh! I wonder whatever happened to that lady?" "GIVE US THE MONEY!"
"Let's face it, Gord ... we are in really bad shape, financially." "I say we privatize the forests and bring in some much-needed cash!" "50 bucks a tree ... 10 bucks a bush ... 25 cents a flower." "They heard you were selling grass."
Why it pays to propose next to the genetic engineering lab. "When pigs fly!"
Another reason not to wear checks at night ... "Taxi!"
Lafleur had heard one too many Viagra jokes "All I said was: 'Going up?'"
"I think that the pre-nuptial just kicked in."
Camp Agnolo Yo! Garde ... where's the can opener?" "Campbell replaced it with a large nail."
Why Chrtien rarely plays golf with Prime Minister wannabes. "Fore ..."
Fall of the Roman Umpire "Sorry, Maximus."
"Daddy! Billy and I are playing doctor!" "He's withdrawing services and I'm heading south to look for a job."
How blonde jokes get started. "Edward - I've locked the keys in the car."
Another way to confuse kids.
Ed had come to the right place "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse."
Anti-aging drugs "I'd recommend a 300-year supply ..."
Heck's Angels "How'd you like a noogie?"
Another way to get fired from the PMO. "You are ... the weakest link!"