Harrop, Graham

Not expected to go back for second personal development class ... "Trust me Bob ... fall back into my arms ... I'm right behind you ... you've got to learn to trust again."
"Let us in!" "Gasp! It's the Leaky Condo Task Force!" "The same. Our credentials: a picture of Dave Barrett treading water. 'Let us take a leak from your house'. Where's your fridge?" "Just as I [...]
"He has a terrible sense of direction."
Why the Irish have the best sense of humour. "Don't know about any maze ... but don't go thataway - you'll get lost among the hedges."
"I've quit. They're looking for a six-hour day and I could only offer them five."
Not expected to remain in residence long.
Least effective sales pitch for log homes. "And you don't have to go outside for firewood."
"Move it you idiot! I haven't got all day!" "Can't you go any faster?? Get the @!$*! lead out!" "Speed up or pull over and let me PASS!"
At the Biogenetic Sweepstakes. "Your nose is running ..."
It wasn't his foot falling asleep that Al hated so much as the snoring." "Snrrkkkk"
River Rafting. "As you all know, the region is going through a dry spell ..."
Why post offices aren't built too close to each other.
Tattoos. "Why don't you just write him a letter?"
"For heaven's sake, Gordon - make up your MIND!" "May 17, 2005 you told me - definite election date for all B.C.!" "Get the word out you told me ... get the word out and let the people know!" "WHAT??" The Next Election is Fixed - your government
Another reason to stay in school. "Does not."
Not expected to remain at R and D. "Eureka!"
World's Best Hat Store
Sheila Copps was not improving her changes of becoming the next P.M. ... "Office of the lame duck Prime Minister ... hold on for Mister Quack Quack."
"Well, another hot one in Vancouver today, Wayne." "That's right, Tony." "Record high temperatures as the city swelters under a blazing sun." "Tomorrow will be even hotter with temperatures soaring [...]
When Canadians visit the U.S. "A penny and a half for your thoughts."
"Medical handbook. Medical handbook. Medical handbook." "Don't go the hospital I said. Don't go to the emergency I said. Use the Medical Handbook." "Is that so hard to remember? Two little words. Medical handbook." "How's the nosebleed?"
"Here you are, sir Chateau Lafite 1938" "Well, it'll have to do. Anything else?" "Cohiba cigars sir, the very best." "And a selection of newspapers Rome, Paris and Madrid." "Thank you." "My [...]
"Bit of a rumor going around the office, Pendleberry ... to the effect that you'd like the words: 'With glowing hearts' deleted from the anthem in deference to those of us who don't have any ..."
Once again, Mansbridge forgets to say 'Encore Presentation'. "... and tonight on the 'Magazine' we're featuring a months-old re-run you've probably seen before."
Randal decides to get in touch with his inner self. "It's ringing ..."