Norris, Len

"Hey Ethel ... too bad you're missing this amazing demonstration of weightlessness by the astronauts."
"What's all the fun to eliminate faults ... I never met a driver who said he had any."
"... and that folks, is another World Series Record you've just witnessed. Four Rosin bag squeezes! before the third pitch in second inning, with one on base and two out in a sixth game on a Tuesday ..."
"It is making a difference. All the little dials seem to have more zip ..."
"For having to manage all that money on our behalf, surely our parliamentarians should get another raise ..."
"... so what's wrong with running railways through recreational areas?"
"... and one more thing. Do you by chance have De Gaulles address?"
"Great news ... they're finally doing away with the non-returnable capsule."
"Guess what, we had our first meaningful dialogue today."
"Why, Mr. Akme ... what delightfully interesting decor ..."
"Well ... back to going through the motions."
"This is your Purser speaking ... on behalf of your captain who didn't make it today on account of the traffic jam ..."
"... and why should we continue to put up with overcrowded classes and facilities ..."
"... Thought you'd get away with it under cover of smoke, eh?"
"Just think, they've set foot on the path to knowledge, the moulding of their minds, the quest for higher learning ... the sit-in ... the class boycott ... the protest rally ..."
"But Horace, there must be another way of rerouting the railway from Boundary Bay ..."
"This is your reporter ... ouch! ... bringing you events ... aargh! ... direct from the ... yike! ... convention in ... oooof! ... Chicago ... help! ..."
"There'll be words at the United Nations about this ... you'll see."
"As a matter of fact ... George spent the day at the Abbotsford air show and I stayed home catching up on my letter writing ..."
"Now ... as I was saying ..."
"On the second ballot, I may switch to the blonde in the mini, third from the end in the cheering section ..."
"... Have you pursued further your theory that all ancient lost civilizations were the direct result of outside civic workers strikes."
"... and if you run short drop us a line."
"You can forget about trading in the car and color TV ..."
"There must be some way to offset that sort of thing ... letters to the editor are out ..."