Norris, Len

"You don't suppose we'll be accused of strike breaking?"
"All I said was, next they'll be throwing Peter Rabbit, the Good Fairy and Santa Claus in jail ..."
"... and whereas we are no longer associated with politics in any way, may I have a seconder to the proposal ..."
"I'm afraid we don't have anything under the category of Hate Literature ..."
"Are you nearly finished writing today's hate pamphlet, dear?"
"I concede your man also can do a double sommersault out of a half twist ... but politics aside ..."
"Mind you, it's only his version of the misinterpreted statement of a distorted contradiction claim ..."
"They've ruined Trudeau ... with a haircut and tie just like you."
"A ban on burning? ... You mean I'm faced with a crisis the minute I get back from holidays?"
"I'm looking forward to the only saving we may get this year."
"I don't object to women running for Prime Minister ... so long as its just to kiss him."
"Pearson and Johnson retired? I shall continue to manage the world without them."
"Well, back to coping with government labor legislation under Bill 33."
"... of course, if letting tourists sit in the Premier's chair is now policy, there may be an extra charge ..."
"It's Reggie's summer cut ... neat, sanitary and relatively safe around fountains ..."
"While you're making the signs for the peace demonstration, we'll see to the weapons ..."
"... as a demonstration of confidence in paper money ..."
"... but he said to meet him at the fountain and if he was a bit late to wait for him."
"Ok ... so for a brief foolish moment I fell for that first day of spring bit."
"Well, I for one don't lack confidence in Ottawa. I'm supremely confident that, somehow or other, they will mess things up ..."
"What a lovely budget ... I wonder where they find all that money?"
"Look at 'em ... school costs soaring to $50 million ... and not one serious thought about it among the lot."
"All I know is, he's been acting this way since they started holding Grade 10 Social Studies and Effective Living in his school boiler room ..."
"Any truth to the rumor the government plans to dump the problem of liquor sales on the municipalities?"
"I don't know wot the news 'as done to Arny, but 'e ain't needed a bloomin' drop of 'is physic today."