Norris, Len

Since the hangman has come out firmly against abolition of hanging ... Other equally unbiased opinions have turned up! Fr' instance, Henry Smudge is in actively campaigning against work Rodney [...]

How to Bring Up Children by Dr. Spock

"Little you seem to care that it's safe driving week."

"George! You don't love me anymore!"

"I can never remember ... is it too much money chasing not enough goods that causes inflation or vice versa?"

"Mind you ... it's not a cure-all."

"Alright you lot ... it's a silly simple game of rounders that any nit can play, so go back to your knitting and crib."

"... on the other hand, how often do we indulge in maple syrup and oka cheese?"

"Uncle Byle is quite out of sorts ... taking the tax off drugs has made so little difference he hasn't been able to afford another ailment."

"The chief has expressed some concern about you, Finnegan ... your fan mail has fallen off to a mere dozen letters a day."

[Statue of Liberty]

"... up until now Rodney has avoided becoming emotionally involved."

"It doesn't say yet ..."

"How should I know? They just said 'Get the hell out of here, we're having an emergency'."

"... and now woulds't I commend to thine observance ..."

"... and from what I hear, your chief's ideas aren't acceptable to modern society either."

"What d'you mean ... you bought a plane ticket to Expo?"

"... I can't see you pulling it off in the name of Dief or Tommy Douglas."

"This sort of thing could set church union back twenty years ..."

"He's now a teaching assistant ... and while he doesn't actually RUN the unviversity ..."

"I don't want to be an alarmist ... but we would completely lose our tax advantage."

"Since I just went and looked at the engine ..."

"Excuse me while I remove a small listening device which picks up all conversations and plays them back later ..."

"But Rodney, you told me you used to love Churns and Sexlou Blake and Boys Own Paper ..."