Norris, Len

"Just think ... no more fighting speeches, no more solving problems, no more criticism of policies, no more battling issues ... You're now an MLA!"
"We're campaigning only on our WAC's record ... and none of that High Fidelity nonsense."
In case you're losing interest in Rome ... There's always the Olympics at home.
"... then she brought up the argument of tradition, and social prestige ..."
"... the rule is i before e except after c ... but seized is an exception and you should know it by now ..."
"... How d'you spell Hammarskjold?"
"... as you know, our party is conducting a door-to-door campaign and in the short time at our disposal ..."
"... and furthermore, now we can't get Channels 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, or 12 ..."
"Yes, doctor ... just lying there reading the paper and suddenly he was all cured ..."
"For heaven's sake Henry, stop talking about your air conditioned office ..."
"If the Russians are smart enough to send dogs into outer space, how can they be so stupid as to bring them back again ..."
"Only one 'A' ... and that turns out to be his credit rating."
"What's more, I may sit here for weeks. It's one place I can be sure I won't see any of them."
Why?
"A slang term Miss Figsby ... I assure you the board had no intention of causing a rift between you and your gentleman friend."
["Women more suited to space travel than men, scientific tests prove"]
"Perhaps if you had confined your remarks to your sprained ankle and avoided politics ..."
"... and first wait till the government undertakes to help you with ALL your bad habits."
"... be absolutely firm, Henry ... He put the stuff on for his sports meet yesterday so I insist that he be the one to take it off."
"That reminds me ... we really must make a donation to those other poor homeless refugees ..."
"Would you happen to know if it was a Canadian or American quarter he swallowed?"
"Lights! Somebody is not paying attention to the film."
"Stay away from curb parking Henry, and they'll never know if we have new licence plates or not ..."
"... you wouldn't believe it if I did tell you ..."
"There's mother, filing her third application this week for private TV ..."