Norris, Len

"The nerve of them ... asking six hundred thousand."
"March winds doth blow, and we shall have snow, and what will poor robin do then, poor thing ..?"
"... and I don't even understand dames yet ..."
"... nice .. place .. to .. visit .. but .. he .. would .. not ..want .. live .. there ..."
"Use missiles to go sight seeing to mars with the Reds ... pure fantasy."
"If they get all this electricity just from water ... what d'we need the United States for?"
"From University of Georgia ... be terrific is he's as good with a baseball as he is with a rock."
"I'll go for that ... especially Russian ones."
"Yes, Mr. Checkworthy, I know he Should have been in to work yesterday ... yes, I thought he was joking when he made that New Year resolution, too ..."
... and a bier for a chaser.
"... then guess what this smart guy tried to tell me ..."
"... Be a nice break for the Missus, with just the family car to keep polished ..."
"Well, Ottawa's finally making a real effort to put us back on our feet."
"... Would you mind lowering the Fi."
"To be perfectly truthful, Reverend, I didn't hear about the flood that way ... I just read about it in the newspaper."
"Good news, Bertram ... there appears to be another channel we can admit to never looking at."
"... so I said to the lieutenant I want a raise ... and he said that's fine but if we give it to you we have to give it to everybody ..."
"If we don't like it, why don't we do the usual? Quit buying the product, picket the pubs, strike the liquor stores ... "
"Hello, Mabel ... quick, let me take your fur."
[Bomb shelter depicted as Noah's ark]
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"... he loves me, he loves me not ..."
"After sugar refineries, oil companies, banks ... imagine what could have happened to our ashtrays and towels."
"BEATNIK!"
"I know it's holding up the whole Provincial election result ... but you know that official little pencil that hangs on the string ... well ..."