Norris, Len

"... but isn't it comforting to know that these high prices, due to our depreciated dollar, are part and parcel of a clear economic plan to further the forward progress of our great country ..."
"At ten cents a name ... we've struck the mother lode."
"He was a bit hard on the boys with his spit and polish, but I hope the new one keeps it up ..."
"After all, Surdwell, we are not Shriners ..." Teachers Convention "Biology 41 ... meet phys ed" "Scarfe is mint, but Chant I don't dig." "Speaking of this right to strike ... I have a kid in my [...]
"Our Conservative MP ... why, you must be the man my George says we're eternally in debt to ..."
"I can't go to the hockey game with you, dear ... I haven't a thing to throw."
"I suppose I'm a carping knave to complain, but I wish Lord Cecil wouldn't make such a mess with his weapons and loot when he comes back from his confounded Crusades."
"It's this darn cheap electricity they're sending us ..."
"Well, what does it say ... are we having an election?"
"Can't help that my good man. The Session is over ... you'll have to find some other place to spend your nights."
"... and what makes you think there's any truth to the rumor we drew a horse in the rush?"
"I promised Rodney we would bear with him in his efforts to quit the evils of tobacco ..."
"But Corporal ... just because everyone just stays in bed when the sirens accidentally go off in Vancouver is no reason for us to abandon our billion dollar Early Warning Stations."
"... and I said to myself ... in these trying times THERE'S a girl I would like to have at my side, to comfort and cheer me ..."
"Well, now, it's just a matter of organization ... color ads, printed schedules, decent waiting rooms, insurance machines, stopover privileges, family rates ..."
[Officials at the Parliament Building, Victoria]
"I know it's a favorite with the boss, but in this department the simple reply 'smear' doesn't seem adequate ..."
"The Twist? ... I thought we weren't going to discuss politics tonight."
"About this carping criticism of our $1.3 Billion provincial debt ... order me a barge, a bow and an arrow suitable for flaming ..."
"Harry ... bring out the beef that's still blushing from the thorough inspection it got."
"... but George, when I said I suppose you'll make your usual mild ineffectual protest against the assessment act and higher taxes ..."
"I can't make (S-T)r equal ExL where S is salary, T is taxes, r is rising costs and E is expenses and L is the speed of light."
"Well, the first crisis of '62 is over ... we're safely home."
[Electric bills at Christmas]
"Then look at it this way ... taxes will never be lower than they are right now."