Norris, Len

"... We feel confident in assuring you, madam, that the possibility of the child achieving nuclear fission with the junior set is quite remote."

"... as far as I can make out, he can't get the motor running and claims we have all his tools ..."

"... Henry and I decided to go our separate ways."

"I wouldn't mind so much if they'd hold off till the hunting season was over ..."

... and I would thank the Sun to cease suggesting that politicans visit schools, as we have enough trouble getting proper answers to simple questions as it is ...

"Henry, I DO wish you'd stop thinking that way ..."

"D'you realize, if our horse comes in, we can build that little fallout shelter we always wanted."

"World in a mess, freedom at stake, peace threatened ... and what are you trying to preserve out of it? ... raspberry jam."

"You must forgive Sidney ... he only recently retired from the Diplomatic Service."

"Wait till George finds out they're going to encourage this with his money ..."

"Why worry ... we're not Anglicans."

["Lions get Joe Kapp"]

"Well, at least we know now whether to call the BC Electric or our local MLA ..."

"Women! They're all alike ..."

"Sidney, dear, I realize the word 'crisis' has lost some of its impact these days ..."

"... and if you think you're going to get me in that thing with two kids, two cats, two dogs, two doves, two geese, two goats, two monkeys, two mice ..."

"Fortunately for the general upkeep of the place, my wife insists on being an optimist ..."

"This the deep or shallow end?"

"... Start crossing his name off ALL of them?"

"To the Householder: We know you won't want to miss our opening specials. Bargains for every Budget and ..."

"Ma! Sidney's got Harvey in orbit again ..."

"Would it help if I told you I once seconded a motion of confidence at a Tory rally?"

"... Thank goodness it's you. For a moment, I thought it might be a public holiday."

"Mind you, I never expect to win the Irish, but I always buy a ticket just to enjoy the sheer anticipation ..."