Norris, Len

"... Sometimes, George, I get the strongest urge to volunteer as a passenger on one of those trips to outer space ..."

"Oh George ... time for the annual checkup on your heart ..."

"... so your new car's falling apart ... think of it as a speck in our solar system, which is a particle in our universe, a mere dot in our galaxy which is only one of uncountable galaxies in infinite space ... here's your bill ..."

News that Britain pelted Icelanders with potatoes could revolutionize war ... and lead to a whole new arsenal of weapons like ... The cream puff canon and the long play-Hi-Fi-pie pitcher The triple [...]

"... Your George is home ... with his first hunting accident."

"... I dunno ... a group at some other bus stop I suppose ..."

When medical experts claim smokers who can't stop smoking were probably weaned too early and sucked their thumbs ... it's time we warned Mother about all the other dire possibilities ... A politician [...]

"... let's see now ... was port 'right' and starboard 'left' or is it starboard for right and port for left ...?"

"Stop worrying, gentlemen ... I still say ours is the better and simpler method ..."

"... now, gentlemen, let's not sink to the level of international diplomacy ..."

"Priced myself out of the market ... temporarily ..."

"If you ask me, a country that invents a get-up like that is obviously in pretty bad shape ..."

"... perhaps it would be better if we didn't refer to our cider profits as a windfall."

"Now stop worrying ... everything is peaceful and quiet here and Paris is six thousand miles away ..."

"Well ... now to get in touch with the Community Chest ..."

"But dash it all sir! ... with a name like that ...!"

"Well, they're too late ... I've already regulated them ..."

["All about men"]

"... unfortunately our neighbors are not the green thumb sort ..."

"You the fireman? OK let's see you fire ..."

"... and how many times must I tell you not to play with knives ...?"

"Well, don't just stand there ... entertain the customers!"

"What I expected and a help to us provincially" ... Premier Bennett

I see the Govmint ses schools cost so much becos of the frills thay are rite!! just look at these wons for exampal books teechers rooler werk desks sckool bells black bored detenshun slips (all kinds) stoodents (me)