Norris, Len

"... Last year it was sore feet ... this year I suppose it's writer's cramp ..."
"Anybody here seen Kelly?"
"... I think somebody in the Dept. of Education has goofed again ..."
The other side of the medal
"... U.N.'s Open Skies Plans, DEW lines and Treaties may work out for them ... but ..."
"George, are you sure that's an immigration official and he gave us that 'undesirable' look?"
"... a likely story ..."
"... it's a figure of speech ... like 'swallow-the-line', or 'holding-the-bag' ..."
"Come now Bob ... there must be some way we can avoid answering these carping questions too ..."
"What with this mad scheme afoot in the Far West to quit smoking ... who knows what they'll be plotting next ...?"
"My husband thinks it only fair to warn you ... there's every possiblity of him turning out to be your boss ..."
"Whilks, Mussells and Phelps wish to announce they will not seek a second term ..."
"Damn Yankees ..."
"See ... the Jones' don't have any trouble getting around in snow in their little English sports car ..."
"... no sooner had we bought it than we remembered your diet ..."
"... add a curly wig, take away the moustache and glasses and I say we've got old Homework Hobson, third on the list ..."
"Dior or no Dior ... some of you are going to have to stay bows instead of arrows ..."
"... Heavens man! Couldn't you arrange to sin the other six days a week and save us all this fuss?"
"... and I think it wonderful the way our present younger generation take an interest in affairs ..."
"... The movement idea is out ... we've decided to become a secret society ..."
"... That's the only trouble with this place ... you never know whether you're supposed to fly south or not ..."
"... there ain't no such person ..."
"... and for any diehards who still like one for the roadblock ..."
Beware of Imitations
"Miss Figsby ... I'm afraid our little decorating scheme finds us at odds with the royal commission on forests, the watershed authorities, the loggers' union and the Society of Men of the Trees ..."