Norris, Len

"... So that's what Pop means when he says he has influence at City Hall ..."
The Connoisseurs
["Bank of Canada curbs credit: loans to finance firms cut off"]
"Hello? Alberta Social Credit League? ... Sshusssssus!!"
"... actually, I'm a miserable driver ..."
"Only law-abiding car driver in Vancouver that left his car home because his licence expired, and what thanks do we get ... a ticket for jay walking ..."
"... Serves you all right ..."
"Managed to pick up two Grey Cup tickets on some ridiculous 55 yard line ... sounds a beastly long way away from the pitch ..."
"Rashleigh! You wouldn't dare ...!"
"Get your warm inner glows of satisfaction here ... only a dime."
"... So we decided to take a leaf from the Bank Bandit's book and case the joint before we go in ..."
"... What's this I hear about you selling forty-three seats to the Grey Cup ...?"
"According to her husband, she hasn't had a birthday since 1950 ..."
"Frankly, I have my doubts about the judgment of any man-on-the-street on a day like this ..."
"Drummed out of the Honor Guard - and all I did was ask her auntie a couple of simple questions ..."
"... Six ounces sulphur, one pound charcoal, four ounces sodium chloride ... two yards of fuse ... one box matches ..."
[Cupid waits for Princess Margaret and Peter Townsend outside Clarence House]
"I don't care if you are planning on being the Premier of BC ... when I call you to dinner you COME ..."
"Bet this darn fool lighter isn't going to work."
"Fortunately, George loves children ..."
"Pardon me sir, but I'm not from the Community Chest ... I'm just the paper boy ..."
"You know Henry wouldn't dream of making a fuss about fluoridation, especially during Better Parenthood Week."
"Now you say 60 miles an hour ... subtract an hour for end of daylight saving ... that makes me standing still for no time at all ... now if I wasn't parked ..."
"Since we have to pay the new school assessment tax, the whole bloomin' family is going to get our money's worth ... so you might as well behave yourself mother ..."
"Burns me up when I think of them spoiling our beauty spots with dams at Buttle lake, railways through West Van and coffee stalls at Prospect point ..."