Norris, Len

"Strange he can be a year ahead of the National Geographic Society and have D minus in Canadian Geography ..."
"I'm sure if you were a little more careful where you dig up all those new oil wells you'd find some a little more reasonably priced ..."
"Moved and seconded that the Rockbottom ladies Auxiliary Fall Fair and Social be held over one week because the publisher, editor, reporter, photographer, and printer are out of town and he's not likely to get back till late Monday ..."
"You bet I protest ... What's a plumber doing with a lawnmower while his son works overtime learning business management ...?"
"George, do something ... I think little Lillian is getting air sick ..."
"I suppose it never occurred to you that this might happen ..."
"... and when they reach outer space, they circle and circle for ever and ever ..."
"Ah Figsby ... back from holidays ... looking fit, rested and ready to meet the challenge of this first day back in the saddle ..."
"... then I try to visualize some poor little cockney urchin, tucking into a can of our Salmon, feasting on a B.C. apple and cricketing away with a knotty-pine B.C. bat ..."
"Thank goodness this baseball season's nearly over ..."
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"... but let's not complain when it finally gets hot ..."
"You'd never suspect they belong to the same lot that's been talking for ten days straight in Ottawa ..."
"Einstein finally comes up with a theory that everyone can understand ... and who's listening?..."
["Woman wins $32,000 in TV bible quiz"]
"... after what's happened to my wartime emergency power, I don't see why Mr. Howe should get to keep his ..."
"For years I dream of being stranded on an island with beautiful girls ... and finally it happens ..."
"He is NOT ... and if you must know, Finnegan is just practicing for tomorrow's Police Sports day ..."
"Watch out for this one Sam, ... 50 yds in front of the green, a water hazard ..."
"... Despite these legal technicalities, let me assure you our taxing policies will continue to be on the up and up ..."
First sign of school being out for the summer.
"... and now you leave these happy, carefree school days, to make your way in this pension planned, health insured, paid holiday, guaranteed annual wage world ..."
"... before you get too involved with this season's sport of kings, I'd like the Court mowed, the Privy Council Chamber painted and your Royal Seal on the grocery cheque ..."
"... guess I can't help it if he got the impression there's millions to be made chopping wood ..."
"... I s'pose you know they never let Adam back into the Garden of Eden ..."