Norris, Len

"... They admit it doesn't mean we have to bother voting ..."
"... and I still say we only had to pay $28 for 'em back in BC ..."
"... then again, they might decide this whole rig-up is un-American and send us packin' ..."
"... but then we found the little dears were so horrified they screamed all through the show ..."
"... that may be so ... but I've got the better house ..."
"Cor lumme ... Look wot we've been an' gorn an' done ..."
"... and we attribute our increased efficiency to the adoption of police training schools, commando squads and the ball-point pen ..."
"... all in favor of moving the campus to the Rocky Mountain Trench say aye ..."
"... I don't think Sidney should sign anything until we see just how much they're boosting our old age pension ..."
"To avoid any misunderstanding about this little note I'm writing - it may be Valentine's Day to you but it's the day after the policemen's ball for me ..."
"... and I hear they're lining up in the old country to get here ..."
["Victoria conservative club"]
"I be interested to know if their house, or plumbin', be still worth savin' three hundred years from now ..."
"Beat it ... what's good enough for them city slickers should be good enough for you ..."
"In the interest of traffic safety and employee relations, J.G. wished it clearly understood that only the drinking part be dropped from the office Christmas party ..."
"... You and your Santa-coming-down-the-chimney stories ..."
"Our trip to Egypt's called off ... they're only sending 'housekeeping' units ..."
"I tell you I was just going deer hunting ..."
"... I trust ma'am is not also insisting Sir Rodney wear his rubbers today ..."
"NOW will you quit using that silly argument that the automobile is here to stay ...?"
"... at the moment, it's known as a liqueur glass ..."
"... from now on we'll appreciate any fan mail we can get ..."
"Second one today to say 'don't charge it - put it down as a contingent liability' ..."
"... actually there's nothing to stop him crossing the floor of the House again ..."
"I still say there must be a cleaner way to form a government ..."