Norris, Len

"... after my speech, please feel free to ask your ridiculous carping questions ..."
Grouse Season Open
"... I'd rather not express an opinion while the matter is before the courts ..."
"You heard what I said ... 'if there's no union label on my next wheelbarrow, I walk off the job' ..."
"I hope they know all this free press talk is playing into the hands of a couple of my customers who owe me for two month's papers ..."
"Good ... maybe we've found the first politician who doesn't believe I'm Santa Claus ..."
"Remember men, just enough noise for the next four weeks so that no one can hear themselves think ..."
"... probably one of the less-publicized recommendations in the Senate-Commons committee on gambling report ..."
"All things being equal, I'd say the brunette on the end just doesn't measure up ..."
"I must say I feel that Fotheringay's expression while reading the election results is in beastly bad form ..."
"George, some gentlemen with a quibble or two about that silly expense account of yours ..."
"OK, so he didn't give his right age ... he'll be eligible for pension when he's 29 ..."
"Take the waterfront beat Constable Finnegan ... I wouldn't send a dog out on a night like this ..."
"... on the other hand, it could put us in line for a Nobel Prize ..."
If the provincial Liquor Commissioners insist on secret meetings, they can't blame us if we draw our own conclusions based on available data ...
"At these prices scissors and comb, and either cultured conversation or dignified silence ..."
"I still say, if you'd put common colds in the note instead of triple pneumonia there'd be less chance of Miss Figsby phoning to find out how we are ..."
"It's our Phelps, Sir ... shall I mark him late or absent?"
"What I like about them, they've made no attempt to save me from Sunday sports or bingo yet ..."
"Know something? The ponies start running today ..."
"... That's what I keep telling Henry. You keep going to these Monster Bingos and eventually you win one of the big prizes ..."
"You'll see ... now the crowded summer season has started they'll find some silly excuse for tearing up the roads..."
"... Had us worried for a moment until George remembered the old days and thought of hiding the antenna ..."
"S'matter Pop? All I said was if this game don't start soon we'll miss the Mounties first innings at Cap Stadium ..."
"Myrtle with her bunion cure, Magee's super six day reducing diet, Flora and her thrip and mite treatment ... what say to a career in politics girls?"