Norris, Len

["Sport breeds liars, sadists, cheats, says sociologist"]
"What worries me ... they haven't pinched a plan from us in weeks ..."
"... gives 'em something to think about ..."
"I'd have sent a man out on a flight like that ..."
"Frankly, the odds are against the Senator's latest thoughts on Senate Reform ..."
"Chaps were thinking of throwing a Halloween party ... any suggestions?"
"Cheque marked 'Royalties' in the mail, Malcolm ... shall I send it back?"
[Royal receiving line]
"It's turning out to be a difficult week for Finnegan ... doing all the sniffin' for station sex ..."
"Now Rodney ... you wouldn't want me to catch this awful Flu they're talking about ..."
Ever eager to end tizzy of Gov't, here are simple explanations of Sun's obtaining early copy of Sloan Report. A. So obvious, everybody knows this source. B. Picnicking Pressman found it in Liniment [...]
"Mighty inconsistant if you ask me ... one page says 'Forestry is for men who can suffer its harsher moments' ... next page insists on cutting the taxes ..."
"Come on chief ... let's really scare 'em this weekend ..."
"... So you simply pointed out to Mother, is a person started right now they'd probably get out of the city easily ..."
"... keep lookin' ... bow legs aren't that uncommon ..."
"Get this Finnegan ... claims he's a ghost car too ..."
News item: $8000 in exhibits stolen from court house
With 'tendonitis' - new bus driver's ache - now recognized by workmens compensation ... we'd like to bring up a few other aches and pains for favorable consideration. Lucre limp Comercial wince Fallout flu Abdicatitis Dog daze 2 to 7 year itch
"Alone ... with this lot ... for a whole day?"
"Take it easy ... I just found out this bloomin' bridge booth's gotta last twelve years ..."
"None of your old-fashioned ribbon cutting ... this is the push button age ..."
"Just to be on the safe side Heeves, turn the key in the door ..."
"... and negotiations with the fishermen will proceed as soon as all matters are cleared up with the loggers ..."
"Of course we'll pick up some of it in sales taxes, tolls, gas tax, school tax, assessments, liquor profits, amusement tax, even if none of them plays bingo ..."
"... then my wife heard about the Prime Minister taking HIS family along ..."