Norris, Len

"... Now, stop your howlin'. Daddy's taking us to see the livestock like he promised ..."

THE OPINIONS EXPRESSED HERE ARE NOT NECESSARILY THOSE OF THE B.C. ELECTRIC CO.

"... then Rodney had the beastly luck to strain himself watching the weight lifting ..."

"We'd like to see some nice standard going away gifts suitable for Power Commissioners, Railway Civil Engineers, assorted government Boardmembers and miscellaneous civil servants."

"Trade halves of the paper ..."

Low Net Retroactive Handicap * Sun Executive Tournament Don Cromie Golf Championship June 10, 1954

"No wonder we're not selling much ... just found out it should be beer OR wine ..."

"Phelps ... what's this I hear about a 'Save the Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday campaign you're busy organizing ..."

Illustration for Postmaster's announcement that no mail will be delivered to people with biting dogs. -- kindly suggested by the Friends of Man's Best Friend and Dog Doting Society ...

"Phone the Sun ... strange flat somethings ... going north ..."

"Wants a twenty yard start ... says he's a social credit size ten year old ..."

"... it's a stage they go through ... about the time they start taking an interest in world affairs ..."

"... and once we got them interested in the old Fairy Tales they haven't looked at a horror comic since ..."

"I must confess, the picture you paint of life as railroad engineer appeals to me strongly ..."

"Mind you ... on Wednesdays it's going to be particularly noticeable ..."

"To think that on our miserable budget we can't afford even birdseed ..."

"Would it help if I said I've been rooting for you ...?"

[Social Credit Party]

"Red wine with meat ... white wine with fish ... on cheeseburgers you takes your choice ..."

"What d'you mean ... you had a few spares so you sent them to me ..?"

"Ma ... I think Grandpa's just planted your new Easter hat ..."

"... we should've listened to McGugan ..." (This advertisement is not published or displayed by the Liquor Control Board or by the Government of BC, etc.)

"... and now, my good man, could I trouble you for two small cocktail glasses?"

"In view of the fact there's practically no mail delivery in Stanley Park we can dispense with the subject 'Dogs, defense, discouragement and disposal' and proceed with 'Corns, their care and cure' ..."