Norris, Len

"... but your father went to an awful lot of trouble to get that duck ..."
"... Bothersome little fuss ... but they're only loaded with old fashioned ordinary shells ..."
"See what I mean ... separate checks can save me hundreds of dollars taxes ..."
"... Hope our Herbert doesn't begin with 'Once upon a time' ..."
"... I'm agin' doing this to you people ... but since its the will of you people ..."
"...and my friend's a smart guy for a New Canadian ... he knows all about why we have Thanksgiving ..."
"... Now the way I interpret the new Liquor Act insofar as we restauranteurs are concerned ..."
"... please don't mind the bottle ... my husband thought I said night club ..."
"... all right ... so we put in a hot-plate and serve food ..."
"... Frankly, Mrs. Phelps ... don't be surprised if children's haircuts go to a DOLLAR seventy five ..."
"I know this is Vancouver ma'am Fuster's have the dragnet rights here ma'am how do I get my car back ma'am?"
"Will the young gentleman who took home his lunch leftovers wrapped in the proposed Liquor Act please step forward ..."
"... Alright, Hopalong Finnegan ... now cut that out ..."
"He says if we make that gallon last a month this marvelous new pipe line will be bringing in gas dirt cheap at 40 cents ..."
"... another patient that heard Dr. Alvarez and decided to cure herself by not worrying about your bill ..."
["Amalgamated Association of Street, Electric and Motorcoach Operators of America (street railwaymen to you) Convention"]
"... but after the second day, Mrs. Gathergay, we expect both the parent and child to reconcile themselves to the normal school system ..."
"... Now let's see if we can't get a firm price and a fast unanimous decision on THIS one ..."
"I understand they're having a bit of trouble starting the motor ..."
"Before we start ... let's get any daft Dior ideas out of our heads ..."
Newspaper Medical Forum Hear About Heart Trouble Tonite
"This 'fighting mad' business is all very well for the young bloods ... but it plays merry England with my gout ..."
"You're right Pop ... this place IS lousy with politicians right now ..."
"No wonder this country's getting nowhere ... still just ASKING people not to criticise the Government ..."
"Pensioner? -- Pity!"