Norris, Len

"Is that you or the cooler that's humming?"
Enough to make a Red Cross red and a Red cross ...
"Pass the word out ... Sorry, 'but into every life a little rain must fall' ..."
"With six schools, City Hall and the police station within range ... let's not be too hasty on these offers to take over ..."
"It seems that shortly after midnight, I made some sweeping resolutions ..."
"Give her an extra blast ... '53's been pretty good to both of us."
"... the way they use naughty words on Radio ... I can hardly wait ..."
"... don't ask me what sizes and colors, I said ... I like to be surprised, I said ..."
"... this is the helper that usually answers MY letter to Santa ..."
"Relax, relax, ... I found the bill yesterday ..."
"Try that one ... up close THIS one's not so hot ..."
"... and now a word about our easy-no-down-payment plan ..."
"Your concern over the problem of overcrowding is appreciated ... but resignations from public spirited grade II citizens will NOT be accepted ..."
"It's that persistent insurance man again, with a NEW sales gimmick this time ..."
"... 29 ... 30 ... 31 ... 30 ... 29 ... 30 ... 30.5 ... 29.5 ..."
"I do hope this isn't going to mean a 10% tax on every cup of tea ..."
"Just because I put a dime in there nobody can call ME a philanthropist."
"... and when expressing indignation, remember our party uses the righteous form of it ..."
"... You realize ma'am, impersonating an officer is a rather serious offense ..."
"... try to bear up Miss Figsby ... it could have been SIX days a week ..."
"... if they happen to ask who their former president was, better let on you don't know ..."
"... We DID double check your file ... you're out ..."
"... Pop, didn't you say I was sure to get the prize for the biggest Mum at the show ..."
"Dancing is dancing ... there is nothing in the Act which exempts Hot Soup down the neck from the 10% tax ..."
"Howd'ya like that ... have we said anything about their atom bombs ..."