Norris, Len

"We're from HQ ... now about these reports you're sending in ..."
"... Well, all I can say is your reputation for being the Silent Service seems to be grossly overrated ..."
"Young man, you look like the willful inefficient type ... I'd like to let you in on a bang-up scheme to speed up your operations ..."
"Daddy drew a horse in the Irish Sweep!"
"... we start by demanding a 'probe' ... then we see the government about 'ousting' top officials ..."
"Hi, Mom ... did you make a silk purse from the sow's ear?"
"... So you'll recognize me when I come out ... I'm wearing a yellow daisy ..."
Duck hunting season opens today
"Ever wonder what it will be like if they ever get to own the bus ...?"
"... after rising, place in a medium hot oven ..."
Folks ... you could knock me over with a feather ...
"George ... it's about our old lottery tickets you're cleaning out for Fire Prevention Week ..."
"... Here's the wind-up ... the pitch ..."
"...here's the windup ... the pitch ..."
"... so they asked for a two-inch steak ... so, stand it on end ..."
"Lucky we had our guns on this business trip ... the blue grouse were really wild ..."
"... and perhaps I should mention, we don't go in for freshman Hazing in first year elementary plumbing ..."
"If those teachers only knew it, this is the week they could ask for double their salary and get it ..."
"... the opening of football season during Better Parenthood Week makes it rather trying for George to take a greater part in the children's activities ..."
"By the look of things this year, I don't think we can count on the Free Expression Psychology to last more than one day ..."
"Rub-a dub-dub, three men in a tub, the Butcher, the ... er ... the Butcher the ... er ..."
"... your missus wishes me to remind you, there's a couple of other deservin' unions worthy of your support durin' this week ..."
"... the way fares are going these days, if a chap looks a bit shabby they're just as likely not to bother stopping ..."
"Well, here we are, back from the holidays -- healthy, tanned, relaxed and ready for another year ..."
"... maybe this year they'll come up with a workable solution that we can use too ..."