Norris, Len

"Ok ... now let's see YOU get us out of this chaotic mess we're in ..."
"Phelps, sir, perfected a stink bomb with an effective area four times greater than anticipated ..."
"... finally, rising costs left us no alternative but to take over the hospitals completely ..."
"George ... please speak to Filbert about this business of 'in the spring a young man's fancy' ..."
"Sorry, old chap ... didn't know it was loaded ..."
"Finnegan, O'Hara, Callaghan ... today, as any other day, the nationality of the impaired will have no bearing on the charge ..."
"... then suddenly, Pop decided if I stunted my growth, so much the better ..."
"... lately there's been some criticism of frills in schools, and I understand Grade II keeps a goldfish and a pair of rabbits ..."
"We're not related ..."
"... You go making remarks like 'What's this raffle in aid of' ... and what d'you expect ...?"
"Now remember, it's NOT a TV ... it's just a radio we won at the BEG raffle ..."
"Of course it's me ... but you know how touchy a union can get if you don't go along with them ..."
"With this equal pay in effect, I felt free to include Miss Figsby in our draw to see who takes the weekly grade II football ..."
"Just because there's this talk of raising pensions, don't you go getting any giddy ideas about raising another family ..."
"No ... it WON'T help if you quit ..."
Mr. Speaker and Sun cameraman finally saw eye to eye today as shown in this closeup of B.C. Legislature Chamber at height of opening ceremonies - Nel Sirron photo.
"What I want to know is since when did the government start listening to protests ..?"
"... Now if we could just manage more of a smile in the expression ..."
"... I say this 'do-it-yourself' craze is getting out of hand when a self-respecting house painter can't afford a carpenter ..."
"I started in school with Effective Living ... then came a subversive library book ... later a brutal movie ... it was only a step to 3D comics and uncensored TV ..."
"Stand back you ordinary people ... can't you see this is a BIG FOUR peace conference ..?"
"One thing about the new Liquor Act ... our civilized drinking system will be confined to downtown."
"... but surely you remember we promised a 'pay as you go' policy ..."
"... Use the old uniforms for economy ... they can't sit down so we automatically get efficiency ..."
"You could be wrong ... Magicians roll up their sleeves before they start in too ..."