Raeside, Adrian

Things from Canada's past that should never see the light of day: Typhoid Yellow Fever Karla Homolka
"O.K...Next question...."
[Taxpayers, Paul Martin, budget surplus]
The Canadian Taxpayer Open $250,000 Purse 1997 Winner Jean Chretien 1998 Winner Jean Chretien 1999 Winner Jean Chretien
And then there were four...
"Bye...See you next month." "Who the heck is he?" "Dentist."
"Look on the bright side...it took out all the municipal election signs on the lawn."
Air Canada announces a new aviation partner in an effort to block Onex's takeover bid... "At least she's Canadian."
"Oh yeah? Well our leader is a bigger flake than yours!..."
"This @!*?!! fast ferry is a piece of !?@!*! junk! I demand to speak to the clown responsible!" "Call the number on this card."
"Exactly which web site did you get those eggs from?"
"The symptoms are aching joints, fever, headaches and weakness..." "...And it's spread by inconsiderate jerks who insist on coming in to the office and sneezing on their co-workers."
"O.K. we're really prepared, now..."
"It's the Chinese government in Tibet. They want to know if we'd like a job..."
["Female civil servants"]
How the NDP government would deal with a major earthquake in BC.... "You'll have to hang in for another few months, until the Barrett enquiry wraps up hearings into the cause and blame for the earthquake."
"Typical day trader, they just don't take the market seriously..."
"Please, oh please let one of them be mine."
"And the West Coast can look forward to periods of heavy rain..." "...followed by August."
The reason for B.C.'s overloaded justice system: "We've been plugged up with ex-premiers and MLA's."
"As you know, the B.C. Human Rights Council backed our policy of renting meeting space to controversial and fringe groups..."
Pacificat fast ferry waste outlets:
Who's in charge of Pakistan's nuclear arsenal? Before the coup: ...After:
"I said it was a mistake to leave those two down there on their own."
News Item: Trapping season starts this month. Canada's Landmines: