Rice, Ingrid

"I love the new year! So fresh and exciting - a brand new start" "Hey, wait a minute - isn't that baby wearing depends?"
"Here's to Sleigh Miles"
Least successful Christmas gift Transformers Politicians in disguise - Allcon alliance to conservative inaction figures; Returned for refund - reason: could not hold recipient's interest possibly [...]
A Sea King Chanty "We Sea Kings, says Ottawa, are bearing rifts, we don't travel far one hour in air requires 30 hours repair and a wish on a lucky star O Star of Choppers that work right replace us [...]
"You will not get away with flooding our country with sweatshop imports. The U.S. of A. will not stand for unfair trade practises that compromise American business" "I believe some punitive antidumping tariffs are in order here."
Great moments in history: The capture of Saddam "I am Saddan Hussein. I am the president of Iraq and I want to negotiate." "I'll take exile"
On strike "Dang! Looks like we gotta decorate the tree after all" IWA back to work
At home with a Liberal back-bencher "I told you he was making a list. I told you he was checking it twice. I told you he'd find out who's naughty or nice. I told you he knows when you're sleeping and [...]
"We finally came up with a softwood lumber deal: less access to the U.S. market and a quota that could lead to free trade if the U.S. feels like it." "Oh, and the U.S. negotiators convinced us it's [...]
"My motive for pleading guilty?" "Hip replacement" Prisoner & RCMP entitled to private health care; Spike in crime rate coincides with crackdown on private clinics
Sucker list candidates "Really? I won a lottery I didn't enter? How lovely!" David Orchard "But Peter Mackay promised he wouldn't merge the Tories with Alliance he gave me his word!"
"Apparently, if Svend Robinson applied himself he could transform into a heterosexual" "News like that gives me hope!" "If bigoted simpletons applied themselves maybe they could transform into [...]
BC Rail Sold; Sold out
Canada's schools provide fertile ground for infiltration by corporate America "Psst, kid, try some Cola" "Don't do it, Kirk! Mom warned us about pushers - one big gulp and you're hooked for life"
Somewhere in Syria "Uh ohThat Canadian we didn't torture is suing us for $30 mil." "Owee!!! Guess that'll certainly teach us a valuable lesson." "Yep, next time we'll make sure we finish what we didn't start"
At home with a West Coast forestry worker; Laid off "This has gone on long enough. Things have to change." On strike
"Mine, all mine" "Yours, all yours"
Gordon Campbell's souvenir T-shirt turns out to be a perfect fit: Liberal sale of BC Rail breaks election promise
"What?...Chretien thinks he dampened the rise of Western alienation??? What the heck has he done to do that???" "Announced his departure date!" The long good-bye: Chretien recalls his greatest achievements
"Did you hear Canada's planning to supply the third world with cheap drugs?" "How soon can you pack?" Proposed Canadian drug Bill to aid impoverished 3rd world; Internet pharmacies under siege from FDA
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it "Viet Who?"
"Good Lord! The leader of the Federal NDP has come out saying marijuana is a wonderful substance and is calling for its legalization" "Now that's what I call "appealing to the grass roots"" Shocking pot TV interview with Jack Layton
"See that one? Poor thing didn't know when to leave and now he's without a flock" "He won't last too much longer- The lame ones seldom make it through a whole winter"
"Hey, old man" "Thanks"
"Can you hear me?" "Can you hear me now?" "Can you hear me now?" "Whew! Finally out of range all those complaints were getting on my nerves"