Rice, Ingrid

"France, Germany, Russia, Turkey, China What's dis?" "Mr. prime minister, remember when you questioned president Bush for demanding an Iraqi regime change and asked "Who's next?" That's the list."
"Ed's rethinking his position" "No war for oil" "No blood for oil" "Record March deep freeze hits eastern Canada hard "Iraq war looms gas prices soar"
The International Olympic Committee registers dismay at the distance between Whistler and Vancouver "Dang! It was only an inch away on the map."
"I've been thinking about the Iraq situation and how we can avoid WWIII" "I've come to the conclusion exile is the only way out" "The problem is finding a country willing to take George Dubbya"
"Stop the presses" "Ottawa reigns in misleading air fares"
"Won't the Liberals risk alienating the "Heartlands" if they close half of B.C.s liquor stores?" "Not if they target stores in the Kidneylands or the Liverlands Maybe even close a couple in the Spleen-lands"
American civil defense plans updated "Don't worry. If we're attacked all we have to do is duck and cover" "Don't worry. If we're attacked all we have to do is duct tape and cover"
"What's this?" "Remember when Chretien ordered a round of drinks for the house and everyone cheered and slapped him on the back and said he was the best P.M. ever and they'd never forget him?..." [...]
"The voters are irate about service cuts and closures of hospitals and schools. The recall campaigns are mounting" "We didn't make allowances in the budget for a bunch of expensive by-elections. [...]
Recommended protective measures for terrorist attack alerts. Code orange. Get a three day stockpile of food. Get duct tape and plastic sheeting to seal house. Code Red. Call paramedics to resuscitate [...]
North Korea "Stop!" USA
"Well, you know what they say: you can't see the forest for the fees"
My premier went to Ottawa to strike a health care deal and all he brought back was this coverage
"Here's when the Americans were thinking of screwing us over with a 46% duty and here's when they started screwing us over with a 27.2% duty and here's where they screwed us over in '01, '91, '86 and [...]
"What's going on?" "Prospective buyer is taking the Fast Cat for a test drive." "Think he'll come back?" "I hope not"
"Well... that explains the timing" Campaign financing law signals end to money buying political influence
Bush-League "War"
Acrimony was quick to develop once 48% of B.C. forest was declared working forest "Slackers" "Stumps"
"Ever since he found out 13.4% of Canadians are a visible minority Stan finally feels like he fits in." Census Data released: Diversity embraced
"For the sake of global peace it's imperative we track down and dispose of every weapon of mass destruction." "Sorry George, you gotta go."
"Gordon Campbell's drunk driving charge hasn't changed my opinion of him in the least bit" "He's still a menace to the public and a danger to society and he should resign!"
Watch for rock on road "Rock exits race"
Meanwhile back in Baghdad...."Full flavour, filter tip, single barrel, exquisite pearl handle.....for the low price of 30,000 dinars all your troubles can be over. You can give Bush what he is looking for"
"I went to Hawaii and all I got was this lousy T-shirt"
[George W. Bush points a gun at Saddam Hussein while Kim Jong Il points a missile at him]