Rice, Ingrid

Separated at birth Iraqi information minister "There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never." Jean Chretien "We are working very well at this moment with the government of the United States."
The downside of screening airline passengers with heat-detecting infrared cameras "Yes, I'm sure I had the right flight number. No, there's absolutely no sign of them"
"Senators, senators, please calm down. You have nothing to worry about. The amendment excluding invertebrates from the anti-cruelty bill doesn't pertain to spineless politicians." Senate Legal and [...]
"Of course we care about the children in B.C.'s interior Premier Campbell assuages the concerns of heartland parents. "We're giving you $600 million to make sure you have roads for driving them to the next school district"
"Must hidemust hidesomewhere I won't be recognizedsomewhere with no Americanssomewhere I'll never run into Bushbut where?...Where?..." Saddam Regime "Deck of death" captures mount
"President Bush, your deep concern over the plight of the Iraqi people has given us Zimbabweans hope. We too have suffered rape, imprisonment, torture, murder and starvation at the hands of a brutal [...]
Professional courtesy: "After you"
The Eulogy for Dr. Atkins takes a nasty turn "I'm glad he's gone" "Made my life hell" "Know-it-all quack"
Jean Chretien "Bud of course George Bush wants to meet wid me. He is very eager to visit Canada." "Just da udder day when I ask him when we would meet he said: "I'll see you in hull first""
U.S. Military Department of Cartography reissue map of the Middle East Region; Next formerly known as Syria; Done formerly known as Iraq
Quebec election results - 2003
"Sez here Air Canada has completed reinforcing all their cockpit doors." "Boy, they sure are determined to keep the creditors at bay." Air Canada's bankruptcy protection to expire May 1
"Saddam is losing his grip on Iraq finger by finger" "And hand by hand" "And foot by foot" " And arm by arm" "And civilian by civilian"
"I've been glued to the TV for the past two weeks in a state of shock and awe, a witness to the brutality, the tension, the march towards the goals. I admit my support has wavered but of course I [...]
"Uh oh. Looks like it's gonna be a bumpy ride" "Air Canada files for bankruptcy protection; Massive cuts underway low cost carrier to emerge"
"Ed was terrified of SARS until he found out the odds of being done in by walking across the street of drowning were much higher" "Now he's afraid to get out bed, walk across the street, take a [...]
His Master's Voice "Me not a Statesman? Last time I looked I was from Texas, biggest state in America, and last time I looked I was a man. If that doesn't make me a Statesman, nothing does. Go yell [...]
Gun registry program explained
After finally reaching the U.S. border truck crossing, Phil faces yet another delay at the security check. "But when I first got in line, I was clean-shaven!"
Jean Chretien best performance in a nonsupporting role - "Iraq"
Disarming Saddam
Unexpectedly alone, Gordon Campbell awaits reinforcements: "???" "Kristy?" "Gary?" "Geoff?"
"Bill, you ignorant slut" "Honey,- The debate's on now" Clinton, Dole face off on 60 minutes; Point-counter point segment revived
"Ed Here, at the Beijing office with good news. We found a way to mitigate the immigration program backlog." "Don't worry. By the time they interview us, we will be adult skilled workers"
BC Liberal's wildlife management motto: "Less is more."; Open season on grey wolves planned; More Grizzlies to be hunted; Wild salmon stocks face extinction