Rice, Ingrid

"My first thought was that the jig was up and Canadians had finally come to their senses" "But then I remembered I don't play hockey and I breathed a sign of relief and went back to my nap"
Contents of top secret Olympic bid book revealed "Transportation Multi-million $ 4-Lane highway upgrade" "Infrastructure speed skating oval carved into side of mountain" "Financing BC Taxpayer"
["Congrats to a new mini-mom"]
Wishful Thinking...
"Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack" Conversation With the Prime Minister
Peace on Earth Gotcha!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha George Dubbya Bush
"Oh sure, Billy believes in the fat old guy with a beard who promises presents under the holiday tree to any kid who sits on his lap. I told Billy how he'd gain entry to our house through the chimney [...]
"What's this?" "Our gift from Chretien - The Kyoto Accord" "What are these?" "The bills for the Kyoto Accord"
"It was the dangdest thing. I showed him closed hospitals and nursing homes, food bank line-ups against a background of snow and ice, and he just kept grinning and asking if it was 2010 yet"
Ordure of Canada David Ahenakew Anti-Semite Racist
"43,000% cost overrun on gun registration....No idea where all the airline security tax money went....No clue what Kyoto will cost but ratifying it now and debating it later No question about it! [...]
"I don't care if the inspectors don't find any weapons. I don't care if there is no evidence of weapons I don't care if it costs a $ bazillion, lasts 10 years and destabilizes the Mideast causing [...]
"Ferry fares are going up Probably be a ferry terminal improvement fee... ...Just like the airport has... ...That paid for stuff like the Bill Reid statue. I'd be willing to pay for a statue of Glen Clark..."
The Solution to the Hockey Parent Rage Problem
"It's heartening to see a student backing us up on our refusal to stay after school" I Support Fase 2 Teechers Job Akshun "No more detentions"
Note to Miss World Organizers: 3 Reasons Why You Should Avoid Holding Future Beauty Pageants in Hard-line Muslim Locales Evening Gown Competition Swimsuit Competition Miss Congeniality
"The gun control program reflects something about Canada that distinguishes us from the U.S. - More practise hitting our targets"
"Ouch! This is costing me a bundle!" "What did you expect?... Excessive high speed, high risk racing... Someone has to pay for the luge run"
Roy Romanow's Royal Commission on Health Care Report
"Is that a nuclear warhead under your trenchcoat or are you just happy to see me?"
"He is a friend of mine. He is not a moron at all" Damned by Faint Praise
You Can Sponsor an Embryo Leftover embryos have little chance of a future and are threatened with certain death from stem-cell research Your sponsorship will provide a continued frozen environment [...]
"Shake vigorously while chanting "rah, rah go, U.S.A, go. Fight fight." Perform backflip. Repeat." How We Can Contribute to the War on Terrorism
BC HYDRA Meanwhile, back at BC Hydro, preparations for changes are underway:
"Uh oh, Bin Laden's threatening Canada for our role in the war against terrorism What should we do?" "Send him a copy of the senate report"