Rice, Ingrid

[Saddam Hussein depicted as trapped inside an hourglass labeled "Made in U.S.A."]
"Makes me proud to live in a democracy where so many diverse opinions are represented and opposition is not stifled.... Unlike Cuba, Iraq.... ...Victoria"
"It's a procedural vote ...it's not a vote of confidence in the government" "You know what they say: If it talks like a duck and limps like a duck....."
Remembering Lives Cut Short Generations Unrealized, Corporal Ainsworth Dyer, Private Richard Green, Sergeant Marc Leger, Private Nathan Smith
"As responsible members of the American media, this station has the utmost respect for the Canadian Judicial System, And we will respect the publication ban on this sensational trial, By asking our [...]
"Sir, the Canadians are leaving us in the dust. Their economy is red hot and totally outperforming ours" "Well, that's completely unacceptable... Slap a tariff on it!"
When Lame Ducks Lay Eggs:
Scariest Halloween Costume: "Trick or treat"
"I did nothing wrong, This era of political correctness forced me to resign" "Danged selfish buggers neglected to tell me the era of political incorrectness has ended"
Alberta Issues Its Own Non-Kyoto Plan to Reduce Annoying Gas Emissions
"How is it a public referendum was okay for the native land claims treaty but not for the Olympics?" "Campbell's in favour of the Olympics."
"It already is, isn't it?" "You're saying it isn't? "I thought it already was? "It isn't already?" "I thought it was" "You mean it's not?" Reaction of 6 out of 10 Americans to a poll saying 4 of 10 Americans want Canada as 51st state
The Iraqi threat to America: A potential to produce nuclear weapons and a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really big sling
"Freedom of information? Hey! Says right here it's only an act!" Gordon Campbell: On Sweeping Changes to the F.O.I. Act
History 101 - Year 2050 "Alright, class, who can tell me what Jean Chretien's legacy was? What is he remembered for?" "Cronyism" "Favouritism" "He was really, really, really, really, really hard to [...]
"Great news! The feds came thru with $23.5 mil. dedicated to upgrading our skills! ...If we lived in Quebec"
"Please, I beg of you: don't leave me alone with him"
"The evidence is overwhelming: supporting terrorist activity, training terrorists, possessing weapons of mass destruction, the presence of Al-Qaida members. Something must be done and soon." "No question about it: George Bush will have to topple himself."
"Considering what you're saving on my new straight man - I want another $400,000 to work with that bozo"
THE NEW INTERFOR Building Community Partnerships in the States
"Says here you need to assert yourself. Stand up straight, make direct eye contact and speak out. Now don't you let that Jean push you around."
Step One of Implementing the Kyoto Accord
[BC Liberals depicted as a pavement compactor]
"Mr. President, the inquiry has found there has been an intelligence failure of unprecedented magnitude." "Are they calling me dumb again?" A Synopsis of the First Congressional Hearing into the 9/11 Attacks is Delivered to the White House...
"Hey!!! I told you dis was nod a serious proposition ad all... Allo? Allo?"