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"Welcome to the club!" BRE-X STOCK LIBERAL RED BOOK
"Schools have no business teaching MY kids tolerance." "That's what parents are for."
VOTE LIB Federal flood relief
"The Reform Party has finally shaken its image of being nothing but a bunch of white racists" "We now have racists of every colour"
GLEN CLARK'S INVOLVEMENT IN FEDERAL CAMPAIGN TO BE MINIMAL "On behalf of federal NDP candidates everywhere ... I just want to say thanks!"
"Canadian voters can't be bought" "But they sure as heck can be bribed."
LIONS GATE BRIDGE PLANS INCLUDE TOLLS The idea of making everybody pay on every bridge in B.C. when they already pay taxes, frankly, too many taxes ... I think is offensive." "Unless, of course, [...]
ROAD BLOCK Natives finally get results from the Royal Commission on Aboriginal Peoples
A sign that Chretien has gotten over being hurt and angered by Glen Clark's cheap shot: PERSONALS To Glen, All is forgiven. Please go home. Jean
Flushed with success over NASA's reception of the CANADAHAND, technicians begin work on the Canadian contribution to the Helms-Burton Act
Doug Young indulges in his favourite leisure time activity
"I don't want the people at home to think I'm too chummy with you so when you say Jump,' I'll roll over instead" Behind closed doors at the White House
The difference between a buried and visible blended sales tax: buried [;] visible
"What's the life expectancy of someone with aids?" The Red Cross reviews its strategy of appealing the blood inquiry findings
"I apologize for using unparliamentary language - next time I'll use English to call Jenny Kwan a liar." April Fool
DEBROAH GREY'S PMS JOKE BACKFIRES "It was that time of the month" "I didn't know what I was saying"
"The sommelier you say? ... Had an affair?" "Airborne sediment scandal?" "Shredded wheat?" The Senate acquaints itself with the Somalia Affair
"Once upon a time ... " The B.C. budget gets its first reading
"A few planks short a platform? What makes you say that!"
SHEEP CLONING PROMPTS CALLS TO RUSH BAN ON HUMAN CLONING SOVEREIGNTY BY 2000 SAYS NEW BLOC-HEAD DUCEPPE LOTS MORE "PURE LAINE" QUEBECERS NEEDED "Who needs to clone humans? Sheep will be just fine!"
"Congratulations on your new movie, Liar Liar'" An understandable misunderstanding occurs at the Planet Hollywood gala opening
"On the contrary, we'd be delighted to see a child killer paroled early and released into the community"
KLEIN REELECTED "This is Glen Clark speaking hey congrats big guy! Tell me, what's yer secret?" "I kept my word" "No, really! What's yer secret?" "Premier Klein it's Prime Minister Chretien on line two"
"There's lots more where that came from!" Taming the deficit
Maple Leaf Gardens Equipment Room