Rice, Ingrid

"My job creation record is unsurpassed: I 've created tons of jobs in the U.S.A., Mexoco, Chile, Indonesia...."
"I'd like to exchange this bitter unguent used for embalming for a "Tickle Me Elmo" toy"
"Hey, wait a minute! Where'd you get that?"
"Do not disturb"
"Another day--another $15.440.00"
"That Melchior really cheeses me. We all agreed to bring aromatic gum resins and then he shows up bearing gold just to make us look cheap."
"Who do they think they are?....politicians?" "We're fighting for the right to force useless unwanted garbage onto Canadians everywhere!"
"Hi you've reached Ted Hughes's answering device...If you are Moe Sihota, please leave your conflict of interest at the sound of the tone and I'll get right back to you...."
[Glen Clark; Canadian Airlines]
"Herb Dhaliwal was appointed to the B.C.Hydro board, because he's a vey food frieds." "--Certainly no conflict there!"
"En francais sil vous plait..et plus grand"
"I refuse to ratify any treaties that do not satisfy liberal principles." "...And as soon as I get some principles, I'll let you know that what they are"
"Good to be doing business with you"
"B.C.public schools are the best in North America" "...And someday they may even be good enough for my kid."
"Darndest thing...as soon as we show up, they head home!"
"BC Forest Renewal Proposals? Yes, of course I've been forwarding them ..... via airmail!" Meanwhile, back at the MACBLO Executive Office ...
"Look at the bright side: last time this happened, three kings showed up bearing gifts."
"I just want to congratulate all the elected municipal councils and assure them the NDP stands behind them 100%"
"It's intolerable to live in luxury while some people starve."
Zaire receives a stop-gap humanitarian aid shipment
Canadian airlines comes up with a bail out plan
Air-bag warning
"Our credibility gap is all the media's fault.." "They keep telling everyone what we're done."
"Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission ..We will control all that you see and hear.." "--We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your television set . You are about to experience tha awe and mystery of:"
"Gosh! I'll need at least until then to make something up!"; Glen Clark's rationale for waiting until October 29th to tell us his side of the deficit:"