Rice, Ingrid

Howard Stern; People who take Howard Stern seriously

Diana 1961-1997

"I'm going to tour the province and turn the party around"; New BC Reform Leader, Wilf Hanni, on his plans for the party.

Pickering nuclear plant "Employee of the Month"

BOUCHARD DIAGNOSED AS NUTBAR; "It's not fair to accuse Bouchard of being loyal only to himself after all, he WAS loyal to the Liberals once, and then loyal to the Conservatives, and THEN to the Bloc Quebecois and NOW he's loyal to the Parti Quebecois"

ACTING DEEMED ESSENTIAL SERVICE; "Well, we can thank our lucky stars the actors aren't on strike!"

Quebec: after partition

WOMEN MAKE BETTER LIARS; "Didn't I tell you could grow up to be Prime Minister if you want."

Ontario unplugged

"The billion dollar island highway is a completely different situation than the Lions Gate Bridge " "It runs through ten NDP ridings"; Lois Boone defends the use of tolls on the Lions Gate Bridge

REFERENDUM #462; If Quebec separates ...

[Bill Gates takes a large bite out of (an) Apple]

Recommended nursing accessories for breast-feeding mothers who smoke: filter tips

The Premier's conference comes up with a unity strategy

WEST COAST SALMON WAR: U.S. & CANADA APPOINT TROUBLESHOOTERS; Fish war developments prompt Glen Clark to take precautions

De monument to de Gall

MLA's GIVE THEMSELVES SWEET PENSION DEAL; "As I was saying: one thing we learned you don't want to be is ahead in the polls before an election'"; Gordon Campbell explains the Liberal pension fiasco

"Proved innocent by DNA? ... .....In for big bucks compensation? ... " "SEE! I WAS RIGHT!" Kim Campbell reflects on her refusal to reopen David Milgaard's case in 1991

CHRETIEN'S PLATFORM PILFERED FROM THE BEST OF P.C. AND REFORM; "There's talk of a merger between the federal Tories and Reform .... wonder what they'll call themselves?" "LIBERAL?"

"Whoops! Whoops! Whoops!" Accidental bycatch of Canadian Sockeye salmon by the Alaskan fleet

Mars pathfinder rover; Barnacle Bill; Yogi; Casper; Scooby Doo; Just over the next rise

Joe Camel's last request

LIBERALS REFUSE TO PAY BACK $700,000+ OF TAXPAYERS' MONEY; The Honorable Gordon Campbell; Oxymoron